"The Machine"

[sgbros1]

*bright lights sparkle*

*insert dihydrogen monoxide*

 

[TheEpic5]

You get a paper saying you're doing it wrong.

I insert a coin by tossing it into the coin slot from 3 yards/meters/metres away

 

[lenscas]

a snake pit opens under you

*Insert a snake*

 

[Gamefury64]

"Snake! Snaakkeee! SNAAAAAAAKEE!"

*Inserts the chest from destroy the chest 2*

 

[lenscas]

Because magical reasons the machine is now inside the chest.

*Insert @Gamefury64 into the chest so he can insert stuff in the machine*

 

[TheEpic5]

chest warps the machine out of the chest.

I put a potato chip in.

 

[Lethosos]

*machine spits a whole potato out*

*shoves a carrot into the machine*

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[TheEpic5]

You get a golden carrot.

I insert a pie.

 

[Gamefury64]

*A cale comes out?*

*insert a coin*

 

[Lethosos]

The machine burps. Loudly, and in your face. How rude.

I insert an antiacid into the machine

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[Majix560]

*spits out sulpheric acid at your feet, creating an instant sink hole*
*inserts normal looking but impossibly heavy coin*

 

[Someone Else 37]

*spits out a coin made of aerogel*

*inserts a vaguely coin-shaped waffle fry*

 

[TheEpic5]

*gives an actual waffle*

inserts a wabbit

 

[HeroGabe]

The machine vanishes into the void
inserts chocolate

 

[Gamefury64]

*The machine sprays molten chocolate in your face*

*inserts a "coin"*

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

The machine spits out the 'coin' and asks for a real coin.

Inserts real coin.

 

[lenscas]

you get a mana crystal
*insert a plastic coin*

 

[Lethosos]

The machine is clearly insulted, given that it just spat out the plastic coin at high velocity, right at your groin area.

I insert a copy of Car Fancy to appease the machine.

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[gold49]

You have gained the machine's attention

*insert tire*

 

[sgbros1]

It spits it out because it wants an entire car, not part of it.

Insert a cookie.