"The Machine"

[gold49]

*spits out oil in lencas's face*

*insert coin*

 

[lenscas]

*tells you how to use your spark to planeswalk to new worlds*
* insert coin that is now soaked in oil thanks to above*

 

[gold49]

*plays training montage music*

*inserts coin*

 

[Lethosos]

*starts playing "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"*

*inserts silver dollar coin*

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[gold49]

*melts silver coin into a ring*

*inserts coin*

 

[Gamefury64]

Gets a fortune cookie saying you will die. You still get a cookie.

Inserts coin shaped rock

 

[Someone Else 37]

*Starts playing rock music*

*Inserts chocolate coin*

 

[gold49]

*a guitar hero game begins to play on screen*

*inserts doubloon*

 

[Gamefury64]

*You get blunderbuss*

*Inserts counterfeit coin*

 

[gold49]

*SWAT team breaks out of machine jack-in-the-box style for the counterfeit coin*

*Dumps pot of gold coins into machine*

 

[Gamefury64]

*Pot of hot oil sprays out at you*

*Inserts 50 Dollar coin*

 

[Someone Else 37]

*Dumps 5000 pennies on Gamefury's head*

*Inserts one of the pennies*

 

[playerismc]

*spits it out at you and says: Don't steal!*

*inserts chocolate coin*

 

[Someone Else 37]

*Spits out coin made of hard candy*

*Inserts another penny stolen from Gamefury*

 

[skunkdonkey]

Penny stolen, malfunctioning...

*Inserts another penny stolen from gamefury*

 

[Gamefury64]

This happens:


*Inserts non stolen coin*

 

[gold49]

*squids attack everyone's face, flying from the ocean like a volcano*

*inserts coin-shaped shell*

 

[lenscas]

A wild necropost appears

*Insert rotting coin*

 

[playerismc]

Spits rotting coin out

*insert @lenscas*

 

[lenscas]

You get a glass of red liquid

*Insert all the moe-mudkips that live and don't live into it*