"The Machine"

[Lethosos]

*an adult moe-Swampert pops out of the machine and punches you in the face*

*slips in several old booster packs of M:TG Forgotten Empires series*

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[Gamefury64]

The chest spews out the CLEARLY Superior Yu gi o cards (kidding, no personal preference)

Inserts a button

 

[lenscas]

it appears that the button was useless, even for the machine

*Insert a black lotus*

 

[Gamefury64]

You get a rock. Not just any rock,

Spoiler

It's A Boulder!

Inserts generic coin.

Also god dammit @lenscas you necroed my thread

 

[lenscas]

You get some remains of a dead thread and a book explaining how to revive it

*inserts @sgbros1 *

 

[sgbros1]

HEYYYYYYYYYY....!

*inserts @lenscas*

 

[Gamefury64]

*Screams emit from inside*

*insert a rock *

Dammit, ninja'd

 

[lenscas]

@sgbros1 screams from the inside as the rock lands on her

*Insert a copy of the machine*

 

[sgbros1]

I'm a guy, scrub...

 

[lenscas]

*trows keyboard trough the window straight into the machine*

 

[gold49]

*machine sells the keyboard on ebay*

*inserts lit dynamite in slot*

 

[lenscas]

you hear @sgbros1 scream for help from the inside, then blood drips out of the machine after the dynamite exploded


*Insert med kit in the machine*

 

[sgbros1]

*I heal up*

*insert food*

 

[lenscas]

*you can hear @sgbros1 eat*

*Insert poisoned water*

 

[sgbros1]

*I choke*

*insert holy water*

 

[lenscas]

*Nothing happened*

*Insert acid*

 

[sgbros1]

*burns up and dissolves*

*insert @lenscas*

 

[lenscas]

*A door opens from the back of the machine and Lenscas walks out*

*Locks the door and insert the key so it is back like it used to be*

 

[Gamefury64]

The key doesn't fit in the hole.


Insert a black hole.

 

[Lethosos]

*spits out a white hole, smelling faintly of bleach*

*inserts a cubic inch of dark matter*

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