"The Machine"

[Majix560]

*spits out your grandma*
*inserts an entire car*

 

[lenscas]

*The car gets shred to pieces*

*Inserts wololo*

 

[Majix560]

*spits out ololow*
*inserts ololow*

 

[DJ.]

The machine emits a 3xOSC Bass sound

System.out.insertCoin("Steam Wallet"); //Inserts Steam Wallet

 

[Majix560]

Systen.out.spitOut("Half Life 2: Episode 3") //Spits out Half Life 2: Episode 3
Inserts a coin that gives off a wierd "not what it seems" vibe, but all scientific tests show it's just a normal coin.

 

[TheEpic5]

Systen.out.spitOut("Half Life 2: Episode 3") //Spits out Half Life 2: Episode 3
Inserts a coin that gives off a wierd "not what it seems" vibe, but all scientific tests show it's just a normal coin.

you get the author of the three journals
I insert hair chalk

 

[darthwesix]

you lose all hair
inserts coin

 

[xTordX]

You get suckerpunch'd

Inserts platinum coin

 

[lenscas]

you get slapped in the face until you insert @sgbros1's avatar

*Insert stuff to help @xTordX make that avatar quicker*

 

[xTordX]

You get a drawing similar to this:

*insert coin

 

[lenscas]

OIL!
OIL EVERYWHERE!

*Insert oil*

 

[xTordX]

Uhm... The machine... Upgrades to have wheels and runs you over (i don't even know /)_- )

*inserts a bag of coins

 

[lenscas]

you get a bag around your head and get kidnapped to some unknown location

*Insert whatever tord dropped*

 

[sgbros1]

That was my avas. Now you threw them in disposal, ya scrubs.

Insert coin

 

[Gamefury64]

A team of angents/lawyers smash through the nearest skylight and drag you out of the building with a bag over you head.

*Inserts coin*

 

[sgbros1]

Outputs coin
This coin is not accepted in this machine.

Insert coin

 

[xTordX]

Outputs two coin halves

*inserts coin

 

[sgbros1]

Outputs four coin quarters.

Insert coin.

 

[lenscas]

you get split in half as the coins wanted revenge

*Insert one half of @sgbros1*

 

[sgbros1]

I get output and reform with my other half, like nothing happened.

Insert coin