Deomi and I lay in bed, Tim nestled in Deomi's hair this time
Deomi carefully lifts Tim off of her head, but it doesn't work.
"Wha-? Huh? What's going on?"
"Sorry, Tim," Deomi says.
"I was having the most wonderful dream... I was a tv cook, and I was making nutloaf, but I undercooked it and had diarrhoea everywhere - "
"Okay, Tim that's enough!" I say, taking him from Deomi and putting him onto the armchair. He starts snoring and muttering again in no time.
"Zzzz... Get me a doctor... Zzzz... Uuuurgh... Sorry madam... Zzzz... That's all folks... Zzzz..."
We both try our hardest to stifle our laughter but to no avail. We both burst out laughing, but Tim carries dreaming about shit and chefs.
Deomi takes me by surprise with a passionate kiss, and we soon start making out properly, with my hand on her face, my thumb stroking her cheek.
"Knock knock!" A familiar voice says from behind the door.
"Maybe later," Deomi says as she goes to open the door. An old man with thinning white hair and threeclaw mark-like scars on his face walks in. I recognise him as the tannoy man. A sadistic old goat who is seemingly never satisfied. But today he seems more jolly, as he helps himself to a bottle of Chateau Neuf (wine) from the fridge.
"I hope," he says, "I didn't interrupt anything... Eh... Private, but I'm just popping in to see how you're all settling in."
I suddenly hear a mumbling coming from the armchair.
"Zzzz... Hey, old timer... Zzzz... Wanna get shit-faced?... Uuurgh... Zzzz... Aw, come on... Zzzz... You know you love it really... Zzzz"
The tannoy man looks absolutely flabbergasted, as I imagine he'd put it.
"Does your crab always talk to people like that?" He asks as if he'd actually been shat on.
"Pretty much," Deomi and I say in harmony.
"Well," he says as he gets his bearings, "I'll leave you to it. I'll be taking this wine with me. Don't quite know where that came from..." He walks out the door, talking to himself. As the door closes, we rush back in to make out again.[DOUBLEPOST=1375127497][/DOUBLEPOST]
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![DOUBLEPOST=1375127178][/DOUBLEPOST]I was in the gym for a couple of hours i wanted to know how the new couple were settling into the sector three so i visted them (brb just gonna post so you dont vanish
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Sorry, I was taking a shower. =P