IC (since no one else seems to be doing anything):
Damn, that dinner was good. I got so hammered, but in a good way. The roasted heavy hog was great, and the drakeberry gateau was just unbeatable. The witches really know their stuff.
I walk into my teepee, to see a new arrival.
A small, smooth cuboid, deep red in colour, with a long black oval embedded in the side. In the centre of the oval, a circular indentation coloured red. A note lies on top of it.
In apology
In confusion, I place a finger on the indentation. A beam of red shoots out, surprising me. It splits into four and they extend into a rectangle. A laser menu comes up. It says, 'what song would you like to play?', and it has a list of songs. All of them I love... Okay, then. I put a finger through 'I Need A Dollar' by Aloe Blacc, and it starts playing. I put a finger through the x in the corner, and the menu goes back into the dent.
"I see you like it," a deep voice says. I turn around to see a skinny man with bright red hair in the doorway. He's wearing an orange shirt and cargo shorts. "It's just to say sorry for the camera bug I put inside you while you slept."
"Wait," I say, "that was you?"
He looks down.
"Don't worry about it, mate. If I can handle a skull-headed lizard nearly ripping my spleen out, I can handle that."
He looks up, a smile on his face.
"If you're wondering what happened to the bug," the man says, "I burned it as soon as it came back. I swear I was forced to do it."