"Wow," Lewis says, amazed, "this place is so cool, all magical and stuff. Is this real life?"
"You kidding?" I say, "I've seen and done so many things! I've killed my maths teacher, met the most beautiful girl in the world, got my face beaten in, repaired it by turning into a cat, slept with the most beautiful girl in the world, obtained a pet talking crab, killed a German girl who was in love with me, killed her again, seen the most beautiful girl in the world topless, sorry about that, Deomi, turned the most beautiful girl in the world into a cat, fought in an army with demons against an army with angels, went into a shadow realm, saw a magical governor stab himself and die, met a bunch of other governors, escaped potential execution by the skin of my teeth, found out that I am shadow Jesus, fought a priest, nearly got beaten by a priest, saw a giant centipede kill a priest, saw a pig that joined WWE fight a swarm of skull-headed rat-lizards, saw the WWE pig fight a giant centipede, and turned into a cat again!"
"I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere, man!" Aaron chimes in.