I feel left behind.
I challenge Derpysauce to a game, called Materialization Shiritori (bonus points to whoever gets that reference), the game's objective is to disable your opponent, saying words that, if exist, will no longer exist, and if it doesn't, it'll being to. For example, if I said: "Hair", all the hair in existence would cease to exist, if I said "Black Hole", it would create a black hole, you get the point - also, you are allowed to say multiple words, but no characteristics, for example: "Hydrogen Bomb" is possible, but "Hydrogen Bomb that only kills ThomazM" is not allowed, for instance, "Giant Hydrogen Bomb" is also allowed. Also, saying the other person's name is strictly forbidden. The game is played in rounds, for us to have fun in it, we start saying silly things, like: "Left eye", or "Wings", etc. After some silly rounds, I grinned, it was my round, "Let's get real", I said, closing my eyes, I followed, with my play, "Universe-Sized Quantum Field". The existence around him starts dissipating, Derpysauce disappears, followed by everything in the entire universe, following one of the recently discovered laws of the Quantum Field, the observer is part of the existence, the one unaware doesn't "update" following the current events around him. After some milliseconds, ThomazM wins, he finds himself standing on top of the hill - Victorious.
*That quantum law does not exist.