King of the Hill
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Just uses a god damn hydrogen bomb while you are screwing with your computer and strolls to the top of the hill in a hazmat suite.
I correct all of you in this being a fictitious world not made of code but of fantasy and magic so that you cannot disconnect, nor can you edit player.dat. I spill acid on nobody and plant my flag on the hill proclaiming: "FOR THE SEMI-PROS AND THE UNDEAD BASTARDS!"
(Semi-pros: me, @Padfoote @RealSketch @Gideonseymour @Mevansuto @Not_Steve @RedBoss @SatanicSanta @trajing @YX33A
Undead bastards: me, @SolomonAiel @SkeletonPunk @Derpysauce @CreepaCatcha @Rautt @the_j485 @GWgameing1 )
(Semi-pros: me, @Padfoote @RealSketch @Gideonseymour @Mevansuto @Not_Steve @RedBoss @SatanicSanta @trajing @YX33A
Undead bastards: me, @SolomonAiel @SkeletonPunk @Derpysauce @CreepaCatcha @Rautt @the_j485 @GWgameing1 )
Gets summoned
NO NO NOOOO this thread... it's supposed to have died in the great wars of extreme godmodding...
Hi hill
NO NO NOOOO this thread... it's supposed to have died in the great wars of extreme godmodding...
Hi hill
i quietly stare at the hill. after 300 years you guys get kind of creeped out, and let me have the hill.
my hill.
my hill.
I feel left behind.
I challenge Derpysauce to a game, called Materialization Shiritori (bonus points to whoever gets that reference), the game's objective is to disable your opponent, saying words that, if exist, will no longer exist, and if it doesn't, it'll being to. For example, if I said: "Hair", all the hair in existence would cease to exist, if I said "Black Hole", it would create a black hole, you get the point - also, you are allowed to say multiple words, but no characteristics, for example: "Hydrogen Bomb" is possible, but "Hydrogen Bomb that only kills ThomazM" is not allowed, for instance, "Giant Hydrogen Bomb" is also allowed. Also, saying the other person's name is strictly forbidden. The game is played in rounds, for us to have fun in it, we start saying silly things, like: "Left eye", or "Wings", etc. After some silly rounds, I grinned, it was my round, "Let's get real", I said, closing my eyes, I followed, with my play, "Universe-Sized Quantum Field". The existence around him starts dissipating, Derpysauce disappears, followed by everything in the entire universe, following one of the recently discovered laws of the Quantum Field, the observer is part of the existence, the one unaware doesn't "update" following the current events around him. After some milliseconds, ThomazM wins, he finds himself standing on top of the hill - Victorious.
*That quantum law does not exist.
I nudge your palm with my newly-morphed head, that of an ocelot. You pet it and, seeing as you are lonely atop your hill, you adopt this cat as yours. After years of building trust and friendship, as you are overlooking your hill for any new threats, I morph back into my orignal form behind you. I push you off, underestimating my long-abandonned form's strenght and fall down the hill with you. We both crack our skulls and die.
Free Hill.
Free Hill.