King of the Hill
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NTT guys holing up watching monty python as usual.*waves* Hi guys!
How's the hill doing?
But but... you were atomized... your entire body, every molecule, was converted to their base elements...[DOUBLEPOST=1384639795][/DOUBLEPOST]
I turn everyone in that video into actual foxes. No, wait, fox puppies! ^_^
I take a nice scenic tour of the hill in a b52 bomber fitted with a nuke. When I'm right over it I have bomb drop on the hill making it unliveable for the next hundred year and atomizing anyone on it.
One of my nanobots escape. One. And it goes into emergency mode. For the next 100 years, it rebuilds me from scratch, from any protein it can find, as well as gaining my memories from the Cloud. I come back again, and this time I have an organic tail once more! I then rent a time ring from the nearest merchant and travel back to the time of the Nuke. I encapsulate the nuke using a psycho-amplification headband, plant an atomizing device on my past self's chest, then teleport the rest to safety. As the incredibly nerfed blast of the nuke seeps through my force field, the house gets destroyed and the hill seems unlivable, but simply needs a few months to regrow the grass and flowers and stuff. Oh, and there's a force field full of nuke explosion in your bomber solomon. And now the force field is gone. Oh my.
Yeah, everything's fine. It missed me by a few hundred miles, all we got was heavy rain. It's scary to think about what would have happened if we'd been visiting where the typhoon struck.
Anyway, I drop onto the hill from orbit. Whee!
After we rebuild the house, we welcome spacejess with open arms. Last we saw you, you ran away from homestuck or fandoms you knew nothing about or chopsticks/spoons or whatever. It's complicated.
Nah, I was lying, I have spare gear. I parachuted away and plotted my revenge on Electro. Not you other guys, though, you guys are cool.
Fear. That's what VaporStrike felt when I approached. Darkness. Yes. It all became dark when I approached. And the air. Yes. It became diffrent. A bit toxic. Colors. Lots of them. He started to see the wrold more collerful than what it really was. Illusions. Yes. I created illusions. Gigantic monsters. But overall, the worst was my body. Yes. He couldn't tell if I was a monster or not. And then, he heard a sound. Yes. My voice. I started:
"You. Why do you always color your text?"I ask. True. Yes, he told me the true. I carefully listened to it. And then I went back to my realm...
(Answer my question)
"I do so that people will see the color of my text, and will know that they have only seconds left to live. The color of my text shall be the last thing they see"
(It's somewhat of a trademark I have. I do this on almost every forum unless I get yelled at for doing it.)
(It's somewhat of a trademark I have. I do this on almost every forum unless I get yelled at for doing it.)
I was in the rubble, slowly dying, when the hill was rebuilt and Goreae dug me out. Thank you Goreae.[DOUBLEPOST=1384712576][/DOUBLEPOST]
*yells at you*