King of the Hill

[Someone Else 37]

Problem: Hyper Beam is a Normal-type move, supereffective against exactly nothing.

Regardless, I use Conversion-2 targeting you, reconfiguring myself to be a random type resistant or immune to the type of the last move you used (I think that's how that works, at least...). Which, in this case, happens to be the Ghost type, so I'm completely immune to your Hyper Beam.

My hill.

 

[lenscas]

I stop caring about this Pokemon things and just throw you in the digital sea.

My hill

 

[Someone Else 37]

The digital sea? You do know that Porygon more or less lives in cyberspace, right?

I use Sharpen a bunch to boost my attack, then leap out of the digital sea and Giga Hit you.

 

[lenscas]

oh, did I mention that for some reason when anything falls into the digital sea you have a nice super smash bros style death? (I now wonder which was first).

My hill as your data is now in a gazillion pieces spread over all the Internet

 

[Someone Else 37]

Did I not just say that the internet is basically my home?

My pieces reassemble themselves into me, then I repeat the same Sharpen/Sharpen/Sharpen/Sharpen/Sharpen/Sharpen/materialize out of your computer, phone, or whatever/Giga Hit thing.

 

[sgbros1]

Screw you guys, I'm making my own mountain.

My mountain.

 

[Someone Else 37]

The title of the thread is "King of the Hill," not "King of the Mountain." You can have your mountain, but I've still got the hill.

My hill.

 

[sgbros1]

Whatever, you guys fight over the hill.

My mountain.

 

[scourge728]

go cursedtini > "We'll be friends FOREVER" MY HILL

 

[lenscas]

I haunt you until you leave the hill

my hill

 

[scourge728]

I get a GIANT GIANT tv and play the e.t Atari game on it
MY HILL

 

[darthwesix]

I throw a pie the size of the sun on the hill and I get the pill (pie hill)

 

[LivingAngryCheese]

I bite your neck. My hill.

 

[lenscas]

*takes control of one rat with a virus who then starts to spread it, once I have a nice army I attack and be victorious*

My hill.

 

[KaosRitual]

I light all the rats on fire.
My hill.

 

[sgbros1]

*sits on the mountain*

My mountain.

 

[lenscas]

*Ignores mountain and gets polymorphic specters to take over the hill*

My hill

 

[darthwesix]

I show the deed of the hill

my hill

 

[sgbros1]

Eeeexcept that deed is fake.

 

[darthwesix]

I prove it is real in court

hill is mine