King of the Hill

[the_j485]

I douse this motherfucker in 5 billion megatonnes of water.

Mine and G's hill

 

[Technician]

I douse the_j in 5 billion megatonns of iron.

My hill, boi.

 

[Staxed]

that is a lot of iron...5 Billion x Megaton = 5 Billion x 5 Million Tons - 5,000,000,000,000,000 Tons...5 Quadrillion Tons of Iron...wow...this hill just got VERY big.

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I parachute off the top of Mt. Everest to land on top of the large hill of iron...making sure to place both feet squarely in the back of Technician...knocking him off for what is going to be a very long trip down.

My Hill

 

[the_j485]

I wing suit in, using you as a landing. My hill.

 

[Staxed]

I push you off of me and knock you off the incredibly large hill of iron, and Technician hasn't even hit the bottom yet...

My Hill!

 

[the_j485]

You forget my wingsuit.

I glide to the bottom, Technician as my cushion, get back in my helicopter, wing suit into again, this time knocking you off the hill.

My hill.

 

[Tellerofstones]

I gather an armor of nobodys and attack the hill

My hill
(From kingdom hearts i guess)


And other reason why i own the hill:

yolo
My hill
(lawl jk)

 

[the_j485]

I own the hill, look, these are the deeds, printed on my fist.
"I can't see them."
"Little closer."
"Ah yeah there they are."

My hill.

 

[Tellerofstones]

I punch you and say "YOU ARE DRUNK GO HOME!"

My hill

i watch you craw back to the hole you live in

 

[goreae]

Speaking of living in holes, I finally emerge from my lovely little hole in the ground, moon (moon) you, then run back to my base giggling. What you gunna do now, punk?

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Stabs all peoples near the top of the hill in the head and shoots gorea with bullets.

My hill.

 

[goreae]

Of course you try to shoot Gorea with bullets, but it has little to no effect on the near-omnipotent monster of destruction and chaos. Gorea absorbs your gun and shoots you in the face, while I stay in my base, sipping hot cocoa and listening to the screams of the innocent with a smile on my face. Life is good.

 

[the_j485]

I wave at goreae, to show I mean no harm, and claim the hill.

My hill.

 

[Jess887cp]

Speaking of living in holes, I finally emerge from my lovely little hole in the ground, moon (moon) you, then run back to my base giggling. What you gunna do now, punk?

God damnit moon moon.

 

[Tellerofstones]

moon moon lol i dont get it[DOUBLEPOST=1377988122][/DOUBLEPOST]Anyways i blow up the core of the earth destroying Goree's base and i drag Everyone (except Goree) To mars where we fight over its moons

So.... My moon[DOUBLEPOST=1377988155][/DOUBLEPOST]Lol derp idk if mars has moons

 

[Bellaabzug21]

I destroy the hill with a nuclear missile and build another one in an underground bunker under North Korea!


IT'S MINE ALL MINE!

 

[Tellerofstones]

Dude i destroyed earth there is no North Korea XD

Again its still...
my moon![DOUBLEPOST=1377990006][/DOUBLEPOST]Idk if it will last long tho

 

[GPuzzle]

BY THE POWER OF BORDERLANDS 2!
I TAKE THE HILL AS MINE!
MY, J'S AND LIARA'S HILL (anyone who likes/liked Borderlands may join).

 

[PureEvil]

I snipe you with my .50 cal M8A1 Barrett sniper rifle, the hill is mine!

 

[GPuzzle]

Crowbar, HEV Suit, an MIT degree and sheer fucktons of badssery.
My hill (Now called Black Mesa North!).