Your MPS overheats and you die. I go back to my pocket dimension and sit happily on my hill eating an apple.
King of the Hill
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Your MPS overheats and you die. I go back to my pocket dimension and sit happily on my hill eating an apple.
I remove dimensional doors from the server. The hill is now gone.
I tip a cow and plant a flag on it. My hill.
I tip a cow and plant a flag on it. My hill.
Where is this cow? All the planets have been destroyed and the universe is beginning the slow process of being recreated?
I grab the cow/hill, take it back to my own world where none of you except Liara and G may follow, and plant it there.
My hill.
My hill.
I tip two cows, pile them on top of each other, and then plant a flag on the upper cow.
My hill.
My hill.
I plant a flag on the wither, and proceed to put a cow on a balloon. The wither's destructive nature makes it go higher and higher to try and reach the cow so that it can kill it, but the cow rises quicker.
After a few minutes of waiting for the cow to get to a high enough altitude, the "hill" is mine.
After a few minutes of waiting for the cow to get to a high enough altitude, the "hill" is mine.
I jetpack up, cut the string, and while you fall and die I carry the cow slowly down, reclaiming it.
My hill.
My hill.
I get a herd of cows, and inject them all with rabies. I shoot you with my grappling hook and grapple you to every single cow, making sure that you can't lift off without taking the cows up with you. You trip, and I steal your jetpack, leaving you to the cows. I jetpack up to a near-passing blimp, and get on top of it, planting a flag in the process.
My hill.
My hill.
I befriend all the cows, and it turns out they can fly.
UNLEASH THE COWS OF WAR!
My hill/airship.
UNLEASH THE COWS OF WAR!
My hill/airship.
I take the cows down with a lethal injection of salt, packed inside of a needle launched from my wrist-bow. I make a hill out of their dead corpses.
My hill.
My hill.
Instead of climbing the hill, I perform a magical ritual that makes you fall down to the bottom. I quickly blink up the hill, and claim it as mine (After tipping a cow onto the peak so that it may be "properly" claimed in the name of myself)
My hill.
My hill.
I jump from the ground, to the chicken, to the peak, and kick you off the hill. I manage to create a landfill around the hill, and order for a McDonalds to be built there, to make sure that chickens go extinct and so that they may not be used as weapons. I put in an exception for cows, though, as they're my only offense. I tip a cow on the roof, right next to the main entrance, and plant a flag on it.
My hill.
My hill.
I bring in fat people, giving you brilliant business.
This distracts you.
My hill.
This distracts you.
My hill.
I replace the fat people with cows, and give them all rabies. While the McDonalds underneath may be overrun with rabid cows, I remain safely on top of the hill, after kicking you off of course into the frenzy of rabid cows below.
My hill.
My hill.