King of the Hill

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Eunomiac

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Aw, how adorable: I see you've all started fighting over an imaginary hill, probably located just outside the immediate pyroclastic kill zone of my hill---The Hill---which, if you'll recall, remains a volcanic hellscape hostile to all terrestrial life and robots... and, as pointed out by goreae, Golems.

I'm really getting quite comfortable on my hill. Not quite a nice as Olympus Mons, but I'm not on Mars any more (Toto).
 
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the_j485

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I summon an imaginary friend from my IMAGINATION. (Eduardo to be exact). Needless to say, he shoves one of your kneecaps down your throat, the other up your arse.

Our hill.
 
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I kill Gpuzzle silently at night.

I acuse J of Fraud and put him in jail

I push Jess off the hill

I drown peggle in a pool

I kindly ask a group of murders to kill Liara

(and without a Master, gorae, the blue dog, comnits suicide)

My hill.
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I resent that. Actually, I find that to be quite offensive. I need no owner. Would you say that to a black person? absolutely not. And I'm not a dog, I'm a wolf-man. Also, why would I commit suicide in my own secret base? The only "owners" you could say were my parents. You also misspelled my name.

Also, the_j485 and (possibly) his friend Eduardo are incinerated by the Hill.
 
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goreae said:
I resent that. Actually, I find that to be quite offensive. I need no owner. Would you say that to a black person? absolutely not. And I'm not a dog, I'm a wolf-man. Also, why would I commit suicide in my own secret base? The only "owners" you could say were my parents. You also misspelled my name.

Also, the_j485 and (possibly) his friend Eduardo are incinerated by the Hill.
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I am sorry, I thought you were suposedly a dog, just like I am a grass block . CHANGING TIME![DOUBLEPOST=1377458612][/DOUBLEPOST]
the_j485 said:
Because you attacked the alliance.
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It is never happening again, I swear to "god"
 
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the_j485 said:
I summon an imaginary friend from my IMAGINATION. (Eduardo to be exact). Needless to say, he shoves one of your kneecaps down your throat, the other up your arse.

Our hill.
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I may have inconveniently-located kneecaps, but my hill still remains a volcanic hellscape hostile to all terrestrial life, robots and golems---the perfect place for me to recuperate!
 
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I'm still waiting in my subterranian base for someone to devulcanize the hill. I'm sipping a cup of tea, watching python and eating oatmeal cookies. Life is good.
 
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goreae said:
I'm still waiting in my subterranian base for someone to devulcanize the hill. I'm sipping a cup of tea, watching python and eating oatmeal cookies. Life is good.
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Can I live in there too? I have Queen and The Who and Beatles...
Oh, and kittens!
 
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D: thats really mean and i didnt lie about cookies i eat them all by the time you got there >.>[DOUBLEPOST=1377481695][/DOUBLEPOST]ate* Dumb thing wot let me edit >.>
 
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Jess887cp

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You know what the dark side doesn't have? A positive win-loss record against the powers of LIGHT!

So I whip out a flashlight and shine it in your eyes. My hill?
 
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