Funniest Puns (Rated Edition)

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Hello guys,
I just wanted to create this forum game, pretty simple and probably fun...maybe.
So, everything is nice and simple, but most likely funny, all you have to do is comment with your pun and rate the one above you.
It can be anything you like, BUT IT HAS TO BE FUNNY!

Example:
0/10 (-Rating for above user -no-one so...)
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. (-Pun)

So here's mine:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Also give this post a like if you enjoy the game and don't forget to comment below using the 3 word system - Rate then Reply. :)
OFF YOU GO!
 
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A Zen Monk goes up to a Hotdog stand and says "Make one one with everything".
He hand the vender a 20, which the vender promptly puts in the till and hands him his Hotdog. The Monk asks "Where's my change?", to which the vender replies, "Change must come from within".
So the monk pulls out his FN-SeveN from the folds of his robes and takes aim, prompting the Vender to shout "I thought Zen Monk's were all Peaceful!', to which the monk replies "This is my Inner Piece".
 
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YX33A said:
A Zen Monk goes up to a Hotdog stand and says "Make one one with everything".
He hand the vender a 20, which the vender promptly puts in the till and hands him his Hotdog. The Monk asks "Where's my change?", to which the vender replies, "Change must come from within".
So the monk pulls out his FN-SeveN from the folds of his robes and takes aim, prompting the Vender to shout "I thought Zen Monk's were all Peaceful!', to which the monk replies "This is my Inner Piece".
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That's alright! Quite good! :)
7/10

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
 
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7/10
Its 3:30 AM so this may not be punny;-)

*stands on table* umm I cant think of any puns that aren't sexually explicit[DOUBLEPOST=1392799386][/DOUBLEPOST]What do you do for a living
"You!" Tube
 
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Christophernjsp said:
7/10
Its 3:30 AM so this may not be punny;-)

*stands on table* umm I cant think of any puns that aren't sexually explicit[DOUBLEPOST=1392799386][/DOUBLEPOST]What do you do for a living
"You!" Tube
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8/10 pretty good! :)

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
 
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