I think you're all ignoring the real threat here.
T.H.E. J of the 485th! Rise!
Your crimes against humanity have not gone unnoticed! By blatantly defying both demonic possession and the fucking wrath of God, you've proven yourself to be of near-superhuman physical and spiritual strength. You're, like, the rubber lovechild of Hulk and the Pope. Feel you no shame?!
Enjoy that image of Hulk and the Pope going at it, by the way.
Only through death may you atone for these grievous wrongdoings.
Brutal,
uncompromising,
and extremely painful
death. By the fires of hell be purged.
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Think on your sins.