Destroy the Chest V.2/spin-off

[eeffoc]

Turns out that that something is a can of baconaise.

I kick the chest.

 

[jdog1408]

You stub your toe.
I kick the chest in steel toed boots

 

[Celestialphoenix]

You stub your toe.

Against the steel toecap ​

I squirt the baconaise over the chest.

 

[eeffoc]

The chest squirts you over the baconaise.

I put this cat on top of the chest

 

[Celestialphoenix]

I'm sat on the chest playing with the kitten.

 

[eeffoc]

The kitten claws at your face while the chest smacks it lid open and quickly closes again making you fall off.

I place down a bowl with milk in front of the kitten.

 

[Celestialphoenix]

The chest drinks the milk.

I set the angry kitten upon the chest.

 

[eeffoc]

The kitten purrs and lay down on the chest.

I try to push you ( @Celestialphoenix ) at the kitten.

 

[sgbros1]

Celeste and the cat leave happily ever after together.

I introduce the chest to the pure love between me and @LivingAngryCheese

 

[lenscas]

it enjoys the free "entertainment"

I take it away from both of you

 

[Gamefury64]

The chest weeps.

Poke the chest repeatedly

 

[sgbros1]

It says "oww" repeatedly.

I give the chest a flower.

 

[eeffoc]

The chest eats it.

I sit beside the chest.

 

[keybounce]

Nothing happens.

I introduce the chest to a "penguin" (more like a puffin) that has woken up from a 25 year nap.

https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybr...262484769/1005862456111174/?type=1&permPage=1

"No, I'm not going back to sleep and the horrors of 25 years ago. A world of Clinton vs Bush. A world where Arnold Schwarzenegger still acts in movies and Donald Trump runs around spouting poo poo sauce in Lhasa Apso hair extensions!"

 

[eeffoc]

The penguin (or puffin, whatever) walks away while you can see someone arguing about whether or not they should tell it.

I read the novels "At the mountains of madness" and "The Dunwich horror" (by H. P. Lovecraft) aloud for the chest, and everyone near, to hear.

 

[sgbros1]

The chest doesn't budge. Everyone near, on the other hand...

Yip at the chest and cuddle it

 

[eeffoc]

Ermm... The chest cuddles you, with its mental hands (which by the way is a technique it learned from Terminus).

Meow at the chest.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest barks at you.

I attack the chest with kinetic bombardment.

 

[sgbros1]

You see the chest unharmed at the bottom of a large chasm.

Poke the chest.

 

[WitherBlaster]

The chest pokes you.

Use the Black-Star Dragon Balls, and wish to Ultimate Shenron for the chest to be destroyed.