Wrote this a few years ago and shared it on the NTF (see my sig for what that means)
your name is garble sulcher (sulker). you are a LONER BY CHOICE using your POWERS OF INVISIBILITY. you are NOT REALLY INVISIBLE but you can make anything, including you and other trolls EXTREMELY UNNOTICEABLE, even though you only have ONE EYE. you do this by using extremely specific PSYCHIC POWERS. you do NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS that you meet in real life. your only friends are either ON TROLLIAN or are ON YOUR FLARP TEAM. you are EXTREMELY GOOD AT FLARP because your powers allow you to sneak up to enemies and QUICKLY DISPATCH THEM WITH YOUR AXE. your strife specibus is axekind, poealrmkind and polekind, which are all in your STRIFE PORTFOLIO. for close combat, you use axes, but more long range, you use polearms, which is basically an axe on a pole, and they break easily, thus making the polekind specubus. you ADORE BINARY CODE and have thousands of RANDOM CODEBOOKS. you store these books in the HIVES OF THE TROLLS YOU HAVE SLAIN IN FLARP. y0u are very qu1et and tend to use b1nary c0de 1n y0ur speech 1 and y0u hate punctuat10n 1 but replace per10ds w1th zer0es and any 0ther punctuat10n w1th 0nes 0 Your trolltag is BinaryTyrant and your blood is DIGITAL GREEN. you make emoticons like this: 0 ). you also lost your horns in a FLARPING INCIDENT. all ten of them. your lusus is a LIZARD THE SIZE OF A CAT. he is VERY FRIENDLY and helps you ALL OF THE TIME. all of it.