Butler!

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But...sir!I'-m, ex-...hau...sted.......................PLEASE, PLEASE....no....not again!
I QUIT SIR YOUR HIGHNESS OF HIGHNESS!

Butler, go fall of a cliff, then return with your injuries so I can examine them!
 
Sir, falling implies an accident...which I can't do intentionally...so I jumped instead. Although it was difficult, and I'm talking rather well for having a broken jaw and crawling on my belly with one arm functional to drag me along...I am here, waiting your examination...please use gloves.

Butler, you can't quit until I can sit down at my piano...and that requires my bench which you have left in the back of the closet.
 
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Sir, I shall play TF2 with you, however bored I may get.
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YES! PEW PEW BANG BANG!!!

Butler, make a hilarious pun!
 
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Sorry sir *cries* So...*sniff* *cires*...sorry....

Butler, get me my thinking cloak.
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Terribly sorry, sir, but all I could find was your thinking cap.
Nevertheless, here you are, sir.
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BUTLER! It's 11:30. That means it's time for lunch! I'm off to get some Fried Chicken, do a flavor and quote me with what you had for lunch while I'm out.
 
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Well sir, I had nothing, you locked me in your closet in the house until you came back, luckily, you forgot to put locks on the fridge, so I had a nibble of your finest cheese!

Butler! Get me my horse dragon!
 
sir, I went back in time before dragons died off and changed it that they never went extinct, you now have your own pet dragon and it is already ready for a ride.

Buttler, Finnish this web page for me
 
Sir, you have not specified a web page and if you mean this one I can not as I do not have acces to leet haxor skills.

Butler, explain to me why it took over a year for someone to revive this beautiful game.
 
Sir, It was because no one was bored except for me

Butler get more people to play this game
 
Sir, I have send the blackmails to @everyone. I dare say that we'll be expecting some visitors soon if they value their lifes.

Butler, build a teleporter for me please.
 
sir, you are lucky that I like ic-exp and already made one

butler, stop pinging poor everyone
 
Sir, I have attached wings to my back and learned to fly, I then got sucked into to engine from an airplane

Butler, bring me to the hospital to fix my wounds from getting sucked into an engine from an airplane
 
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