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xTordX

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Jul 29, 2019
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Sir, i managed to take all your little pieces and bought them on a plate to the hospital.

Butler, make @CoolSquid less childish.

(Yes that IS an impossible task.)
 

YX33A

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Jul 29, 2019
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Sir, I have held him at gunpoint. He now has PTSD and always seems distant.

Butler, get @YX33A to stop being a scrub.

(GLHF)
(Tipping Intensifies)Very well Milady, he has been given a life time supply of Real Dew and Dank Kush. He should be MLG in a month, or dead.


Butler! Read me the contents of the next Blood Magic update.
 

SoraZodia

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Sir, I have blackmailed and interrogated WayOfFlowingTime. Future contents is as followed:
- Tier 7 altar
- 10x ore duplication ritual
- Everything is now powered by RF
- Everything is now pink
save me this butler is very scary

Butler, we need more power!
 
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xTordX

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Jul 29, 2019
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Sir, I have sneaked into the nearest nuclear reactor facility and replaced all wiring with ours. We should now have a lot of power.

Butler!! Teach me MineChem!
 

Majix560

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Jul 29, 2019
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Sir, I have changed the laws of time so that it will always be April the 20'th.
Butler, turn my forum avatar into a minecraft Alex skin!
 

ThatOneSlowking

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Jul 29, 2019
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Sir, if I do your skin will be a garbled mess because I haven't made skins since 2011.

Butler, make this man a dashing skin of his avatar.
 

Majix560

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Jul 29, 2019
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Sir I have asked all the animals not to harm you,
I have asked the skies not to harm you,
I have asked the land not to harm you,
I have asked everything except the thorns of plants not to harm you.
You are now invincible to everything except plant thorns.
Not like anybody can kill you with a thorn.
Butler,
I want you to find me the name of the (norse?) myth I just referenced.
 

darthwesix

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Jul 29, 2019
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sir hear is a book with all norse myths in it

butler show me the inside of a black hole without me dieing
 

SoraZodia

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Sir, I had traveled into an black hole via warp-drive and reached its singularity. I have then travel faster than the speed of light to escape and bring you this picture.
Color-black.JPG

Oh dear, did the flash not work or something?

Butler, capture lightning for me. I would like it to be in a jar.
 

LivingAngryCheese

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Aug 22, 2014
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A place
Sir, I have called on the power of Zeus and brought him to earth, then killed him and put his lightning bolt in a jar.

Butler, fetch me some of our finest dodo meat.
 

sgbros1

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Jul 29, 2019
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Sir, I have fetched you your invisible cloak.
Don't worry about not being able to see it, it's invisible.

Butler, kill my bulter.