Butler!

[PeggleFrank]

"Butler! Chop my water! It's far too solid to drink!"
....."Sir, I froze it into an ice cube and sawed it in half with a chainsaw"

A fantastic forum game that isn't here, but should be.
You must ask the person beneath you to do an impossible task. In turn, they post saying how they finished the task, and ask for an impossible task of the person beneath them.

To answer, you must use "Sir".
To ask, you must use "Butler".


Butler, build me a house on the surface of Jupiter.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I have built you a lovely abode on the back of the God of Gods, Sky and Lightning, Jupiter.

Butler, my water is too boring. Turn it into gryphon blood.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Sir, I have delicately sliced a gryphon's head off, and dumped your glass of water in the sink. It is dripping from the neck into your glass now.

Butler, fetch me another mouth, and sew it on my face. I need to order you around and be able to talk to my peers at the same time.

 

[the_j485]

Sir, I have created a robotic mouth, connected to your brain.

Butler, I am in a bad mood, get me all of the televisions in the world so only I can watch them, and nobody else can.

 

[whizzball1]

Sir, I have destroyed all televisions besides yours.

Butler, make BFDI have all its episodes today.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I have made BFDI get cancelled. The last episode airs today.

Butler, get me dagwood to make me a sandwich.

 

[the_j485]

Sir, I have got you some dagwood, from a very rare tree, and have put it in a sandwich for you.

Butler, why do kids love the taste of toasty crunch? (Is that the name of the stuff?)

 

[goreae]

Sir, you are not playing the game correctly. Next time tell me to do something, not ask stupid questions.
Butler, get me a metric ton of captain crunch cereal.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Sir, I mugged some children. The children are in the freezer, chained to the wall. The cereal is stockpiled by the front door.

Butler, kill yourself.

 

[the_j485]

Sir, sadly metric tons do not exist, so I cannot get you one of cereal. I can get you a metric tonne, however.

Butler, get me an answer for that question I asked you before, and give it to me on a silver platter.

 

[Staxed]

Sir, I couldn't get to the gun in your safe because you don't trust me enough to give me the key so I just grabbed a large kitchen knife and I sl...

Butler, clean up that mess you left when you killed yourself!

[edit]...double ninja?

 

[goreae]

Uhh... sir, I have become a poltergeist to come clean up my mess. Terribly sorry, sir.

Butler, get me a cat egg.

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, I8 have created a crossbreed between a chick and a cat. Here's it's egg.
Butler, get me the cure for AIDS

 

[the_j485]

Sir, I have found a cure. Kill every living thing on the planet.

Butler, kill these ninjas, they irritate me.

 

[whizzball1]

Sir, the ninjas have been impaled by their own swords through the use of Telekinesis.

Butler, make me more tea.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I have transmuted your blood into tea.
Butler, get me an alchemist.

 

[whizzball1]

Sir, I have transmuted your blood into tea.
Butler, get me an alchemist.

Sir, I have taken alchemists from Cookie Clicker.
Butler, make dungeons in Cookie Clicker work perfectly.

 

[the_j485]

Sir, I have removed dungeons.

Butler, cut out your tongue, so that you will shut up about cookie clicker.

 

[Kitchen_Fire]

thsir, I havth cu ou muh ongh.

buthler, sew your ongh n muh mouh

(my best attempt at saying things without a tongue)

 

[Droideka30]

I have embroidered "ongh n muh mouh" onto a quilt for you, sir.

Butler, find out what "ongh n muh mouh" means!