Butler!

[goreae]

Sir, I have hired the best chef lobster in the world to make you a sandwich with all of the soul a thousand years of diverse lobster culture has to offer.

Butler, plant this root beer so that it grows into a beer tree.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, I used your root beer to grow a fine tree. Although you can only juice the roots into beer. Everything else tastes terrible. Wonder why...

Butler, tell someone to invite me to Hogwarts. I mean seriously, they forgot me! Two years I've been waiting and my letter hasn't come.

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir, Im sorry but they said 'No' When i asked them to invite you, and turned me into a toad.

Butler, go learn magic and detoad me.

 

[Rhsolyn]

I'm sorry sir, but it appears I've been rejected from Hogwarts and can't help you.

Butler, make Teller stop being a derp.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I'm afraid that magic is not real, and you have been a toad this entire time. Everyone just assumed you knew.

Butler, teach my how to fly.

EDIT: EVEN THOUGH YOU NINJAD ME I STILL LIKE MY VERSION BETTER SO HA

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir, i dederped him but he only became more annoying.

Butler, learn magic from someone that 'believes' in you


(Edit) ADNSAFDNk Nija-ed. dslfmasdnas

 

[Rhsolyn]

Double ninja ;D

Sir, I learned from Santa. I'm sure he 'believes' in me. :3

Butler, get me the latest fashions from Mars.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I have hired Eunomiac to get you some martian duds. I hear he's a real fashionista back home.

Butler, get me a roman.

 

[GPuzzle]

Sir, do you want to go bowling?

Butler, find me two people with identical fingerprints.

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, I have cloned your son, you now have "twins", and yes, they have identical fingerprints.

Butler, find me the NTF book

 

[Exedra]

Sir, I can't seem to find an "NTF" book. All I found was a zombie story.

Butler, get me some milk, I'm thirsty.

 

[GPuzzle]

Sir, I found a woman with unbelieavably large breasts. Do you want to be breastfeeded?[DOUBLEPOST=1382271675][/DOUBLEPOST]Butler, cook an egg using a nuclear reactor as an oven for me.

 

[Exedra]

Sir, I found a woman with unbelieavably large breasts. Do you want to be breastfeeded?

Awwww yisssss.

Sir, I have created green eggs and ham.

Butler, get me something to read.

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, here you have the NTF book, a collection with all the unedited pages of the NTT and the NTF

HomeNiggaButler, I am bored, can you please realise my dream, and make WW3 come true?

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir, i have made WW3 but no one liked it so it was shutdown. (Btw im sure it would be good but i just wanna be mean >;D)[DOUBLEPOST=1382297331][/DOUBLEPOST]Butler, Get me candy.

 

[fergcraft]

Sir I have stolen some little kids halloween candy unfortunatly it was those nasty orange and black peanut butter candies.

Butler fetch me a shrubbery

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir, i have got all the shrubby in the world, were would you like them?

Butler, Make me a perfect hamburger made from REAL beef.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Ok, I make you the perfect hamburger, made of real beef. Real, raw, monkey beef. Have fun!

Butler, I want to be made of plasma.

 

[PeggleFrank]

Sir (Ma'am?), there is a star within the nearby vicinity undergoing supernova. Underneath you is a catapult that will launch you directly into it, at the rate of 0.91x light speed. I put the button to activate it on a chair, but I seem to have lost it.

Butler, go fetch me a cow before I finish blinking. *Bli-*

 

[GPuzzle]

Sir, have a cow. *-nk*

Butler, make the Sandvich (yes, that is correct).