Butler!

[dgdas9]

Sir, I don't know what that is so, I made you a sandwich!

Butler, WTF is a sandvich?

 

[GPuzzle]

Sir, this is a sandvich:

Butler, now that you know what is a sandvich, make me a sandvich.

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, here's your sandvich, as you wanted.

Butler, get peggle to click the link I posted, the one with my face.

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir, I have got peggle and shoved his face into a key-bored, and he pushed every button and hit your like (if i did it that, then cool)


Butler, Get something random before a fall down a VOLCANO!!!

 

[Droideka30]

Here's a random English dictionary, sir. It's useful for constructing English sentences that make sense.

Butler, explain to me what Teller meant by his last request!

 

[GPuzzle]

Sir, I've come to the conclusion that Teller is tripping balls!

Butler, make Whizz stop acting like "I KNOW ALL THE AWNSERS BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE BIBLE AND HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN AND THEREFORE THE PATH PEOPLE LIKE VAUTHIL AND LIARA ARE ON IS EVIL BUT I DON'T HATE THEM" because it's pissing me off to an extreme I cannot believe.

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, I killed whizz. It was the only aulotion

(You should have seenwhat he was saying on my PM)

Butler, make me believe in god.

 

[Droideka30]

The whole idea of God is based on faith without proof, sir. There is no definite proof of God's existence. Ergo, God exists, sir.

Butler, build me a time machine!

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, I have built you a time machine, unfortunatelly you may only go one sexond into the future and 2 seconds too the past with a cool down of 10 hours. Have fun!

Butler, I still want to believe in god.

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir, you believe to much and made god very mad...


Butler, Kill Everyone because they are annoying, and making me do math.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I am afraid that I cannot complete this request as all of the annoyances have killed themselves because I locked them in a room with a particularly irritating orange.

Butler, get me some genuine Venusian cabbage.

 

[GPuzzle]

Sir, I took you to Venus to help me get the cabbage, but it seems you have forgotten your space suit!

Butler, bring me every single episode of Orange is the new Black.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, um, what a weird request. But ok, I got you a screen that appears black but is really orange. A whole ton of them.

Butler, make Nintendo and Game Freak release a Pokemon game thats ACTUALLY HARD. (X/Y was a big disappointment for me. Beat it in less then a day >.>)

 

[Jess887cp]

Sir, the Pokemon MMORPG is on the way, just you wait.

Butler, fetch me a cherry coke, I wish to partake in some chemical amalgamations.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, Heres some cherry cocaine as you asked

Butler, catch em all

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, I have played all pokemon games for 4 days, I have completed your task

Butler, catch themm all 10 times + catch another butler

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, I caught them but team galactiflarockemaqua stole them!
Butler, make me children with electrical powers

 

[PeggleFrank]

Sir, the plastic children are being printed out of the 3D printer in the back room. I've electrically charged them, as well.

Butler, don't say anything. Fetch me a bucket of water.

 

[goreae]

Butler, bring Jack and Jill back to life.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, I use the latest technologies to bring them back from the dead. But it failed a tiny bit, and they're now trying to eat your brains. Have fun babysitting zombies...

Butler, I want Halloween EVERY DAY. MOAR CANDIES