Butler!

[the_j485]

Sir, I have found a ferret called Joe, and have stuffed into into this cup for you. I advise taking care whne handling it, it seems angry, and is rather odoriferous.

Butler, attach Joe to your genitals. I wish to see you in sheer pain.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I'm afraid you removed my genitalia several cycles ago, so I therefore cannot fulfill this request.

Butler, give me your genitals.

 

[the_j485]

Sir, as I have said before, you have removed my genitalia previously.

Butler, grow some new genitals to replace yours.

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir, I have gotten you a magical planting growing powder. Problem is, they sorta takeover your body.


Butler, get me zombies.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, I got you zombies. And they ate your brain.

Butler, I want you to make my parents to stop bugging me all the time (Talk about impossible lol)

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

* slowking removes hand*
SIR I MADE THEM WOOD GOLEMS
BUTLER KILL J NOW

 

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, I like J, and I really don't want to kill him. But I am a loyal butler and I sadly shoot him in the head. *Have fun with the ghosts ;3*

Butler, I don't really want anything, so think of something I want for me.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, I make you a gun that automatically locks onto J
Butler, destroy J's ghost!

 

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, I destroy his ghost, and he becomes a ghoul, which is just that much worse.

Butler, I want a plate of lemonade.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I present to you a disk of frozen lemonade for your eating pleasure.

Butler, make it snow in san diego.

 

[the_j485]

Sir, I have made a snowflake drop on the ground of San Diego. There. It snowed.

Butler, tell me what on earth I did to enrage slowpoke!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, you used slowpokes lawn as an...erm...a restroom

Sir, capture a ZOMG and a DDT and create a hybrid

 

[goreae]

Sir, I have created a ZOMD who proceeds to eat your BRNS.

Butler, get me a a 100 ft high ostrich.

 

[the_j485]

Sir, I have stacked a large amount of ostriches on top of each other with duct tape.

Butler, please tell slowpoke I''m terribly sorry, but I was absolutely desperate.

 

[Rhsolyn]

Slowpoke, I''m terribly sorry, but I was absolutely desperate.

Sir, done, but it seemed a little funny, because, well, I wasn't the one who used his lawn as a potty.

Butler, get me a unicorn. But I want the black evil kind, because the rainbow-y ones scare me.

 

[goreae]

Sir, I got you a black evil unicorn:

Butler, turn into a pony.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, I turned it into Epona and link rides it to kill MLP

Sir, make me the hero of time

 

[Tellerofstones]

Sir I have made you a Hero of time, but the Hero thinks you are intruding.

Butler, do nothing.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir:...

Butler, fetch me the necroposters'

 

[dgdas9]

Sir, I have collected all of the but one. You.

Butler, say "hi" without saying "hi".