Butler!

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, I cut the soul of my mirror image (after sobbing in front of the mirror for a while) and threw it in a pot with some garlic. Although I'm sad to say the soul doesn't look or taste like much. Honestly, it looks just like a pot full of garlic.

Butler, make a 100% safe bomb-shelter inside the middle of the sun. I want to have somewhere to run when WW III starts.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, I made the shelter but you have to go through the sun to access it.

Butler, give me your soul

 

[Rhsolyn]

Sir, I give you a link to see the 'your soul' music video. (Idk if that's a real song but it sounds like a song name eue)

Butler, I want a butterfly made of real butter, so I can spread it on my BISCUIT.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, I liquified a butterfly and mixed it with sour milk to make butter

Butler, eat a frozen lava drop

 

[RealSketch]

Sir, I have suffered very servere injuries due to this task, but I have recovered through eating ice.

Butler, get me my cloak!

 

[goreae]

Sir, I cannot seem to locate your cloak because it is invisible. Terribly sorry, sir.

Butler, eat a bowl of spiderwebs for my amusement.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Nomnom delicious
Butler please capture realsketch and force every mobility gel plus resonannt ender diwn his throat please

 

[SuperSplit]

Sir, I took realsketch and shoved all mobility gels and resonant ender down his throat when he was sleeping and now he's teleporting all over the place,
And I can't seem to catch him...

Butler, fetch my antifungal cream and rub it on my feet.

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[ThatOneSlowking]

Here, have this turret with cream coloroed bullets work

Butler, why is realsketch a mess of multicolored goo, blood, bones, and flesh?

 

[SuperSplit]

Sir, I think he's dead.
Butler, go get the shovel.

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[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, the shovel is covered in blue paint and now it is stuck to my hands

Butler, get cleansing gel(wtaer)

 

[RealSketch]

Sir, I think he's dead.
Butler, go get the shovel.

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Fear not, he has risen once again and will conquer the land.

Sir, I got some water but when I found it it was next to a bottle full of resonant ender with your name on it...

Butler, capture Slowking in a safari net and chuck it into resonant ender.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir, players cannot be captured in a pokeball safarinet

Butler, qhy does sketchy not realize im immune to endermen since i am psychic type?

 

[RealSketch]

Sir, I think it's because you have the "Slow" impression on him.

Butler, fetch me my cloak cape!

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Sir the cape is on my back
Butler, stoo making puns

 

[RealSketch]

Sir, I'm sorry, I guess kings like you should make the puns, especially the SLOW ONES!!! xD

Butler, reassure me that is my last pun.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

It WILL BE YOUR LAST PUN *pulls out shiv*

Butler, bury his body

 

[CreepaCatcha]

Sir, I buried his body but now it looks like some kind of hippie hangout.

Butler, eat my TV then regurgitate it and watch Winnie the Pooh with me

 

[SuperSplit]

Sir, you don't need to do that to watch Winnie the pooh, just follow me to the bathroom and we can watch it there.

Butler, make me some chilly cheese dogs I'm rather hungry.

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[RealSketch]

Sir, we have run out, so I made you cheese on toast!

Butler, where is my freshly squeezed apple juice?