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Butler!

Sir, I have hired the best chef lobster in the world to make you a sandwich with all of the soul a thousand years of diverse lobster culture has to offer.

Butler, plant this root beer so that it grows into a beer tree.
 
Sir, I used your root beer to grow a fine tree. Although you can only juice the roots into beer. Everything else tastes terrible. Wonder why...

Butler, tell someone to invite me to Hogwarts. I mean seriously, they forgot me! Two years I've been waiting and my letter hasn't come.
 
I'm sorry sir, but it appears I've been rejected from Hogwarts and can't help you.

Butler, make Teller stop being a derp.
 
Sir, I'm afraid that magic is not real, and you have been a toad this entire time. Everyone just assumed you knew.

Butler, teach my how to fly.

EDIT: EVEN THOUGH YOU NINJAD ME I STILL LIKE MY VERSION BETTER SO HA
 
Sir, i dederped him but he only became more annoying.

Butler, learn magic from someone that 'believes' in you


(Edit) ADNSAFDNk Nija-ed. dslfmasdnas
 
Double ninja ;D

Sir, I learned from Santa. I'm sure he 'believes' in me. :3

Butler, get me the latest fashions from Mars.
 
Sir, I have hired Eunomiac to get you some martian duds. I hear he's a real fashionista back home.

Butler, get me a roman.
 
Sir, I have cloned your son, you now have "twins", and yes, they have identical fingerprints.

Butler, find me the NTF book
 
Sir, I can't seem to find an "NTF" book. All I found was a zombie story.

Butler, get me some milk, I'm thirsty.
 
Sir, I found a woman with unbelieavably large breasts. Do you want to be breastfeeded?[DOUBLEPOST=1382271675][/DOUBLEPOST]Butler, cook an egg using a nuclear reactor as an oven for me.
 
Sir, here you have the NTF book, a collection with all the unedited pages of the NTT and the NTF

HomeNiggaButler, I am bored, can you please realise my dream, and make WW3 come true?
 
Sir, i have made WW3 but no one liked it so it was shutdown. (Btw im sure it would be good but i just wanna be mean >;D)[DOUBLEPOST=1382297331][/DOUBLEPOST]Butler, Get me candy.
 
Sir I have stolen some little kids halloween candy unfortunatly it was those nasty orange and black peanut butter candies.

Butler fetch me a shrubbery
 
Ok, I make you the perfect hamburger, made of real beef. Real, raw, monkey beef. Have fun!

Butler, I want to be made of plasma.
 
Sir (Ma'am?), there is a star within the nearby vicinity undergoing supernova. Underneath you is a catapult that will launch you directly into it, at the rate of 0.91x light speed. I put the button to activate it on a chair, but I seem to have lost it.

Butler, go fetch me a cow before I finish blinking. *Bli-*
 
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