A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[DaNerd27]

Granted, instead of the flu, you have a headcrab on your face.

I wish I hadn't attempted to open up my Fusion Reactor while holding my wrench.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted, instead of the flu, you have a headcrab on your face.

I wish I hadn't attempted to open up my Fusion Reactor while holding my wrench.

Granted, You found a time machine and went back in time, but when you got back home your barrel of diamond which had 50 stacks of diamonds was just gone

I wish my quarry didn't drill through my house.

 

[Efrain Gonzalez]

Wish granted, it doesn't, nor does it drill though any other block in the game (except flowers).
I wish I had a top hat made of solid gold!

 

[EternalDensity]

Wish granted, it doesn't, nor does it drill though any other block in the game (except flowers).
I wish I had a top hat made of solid gold!

Granted! The weight breaks your neck.

I wish awesome sunglasses were cheaper.

 

[DaNerd27]

Granted, but your boss fired you, so you can't afford them.

EDIT: I wish I hadn't shat my pants while playing Slender: The Eight Pages.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

I'm just going to say DaNerd27 wishes that he wasn't such a nerd so, Wish granted you aren't a nerd anymore but you become so stupid you can't even play FTB on your computer because you forgot how to turn it on.

I wish I didn't blow up in Eloraam's face no more RedPower

 

[EternalDensity]

I'm just going to say DaNerd27 wishes that he wasn't such a nerd so, Wish granted you aren't a nerd anymore but you become so stupid you can't even play FTB on your computer because you forgot how to turn it on.

I wish I didn't blow up in Eloraam's face no more RedPower

Granted, Eloraam has added so many awesome features to RedPower it's impossible to learn to use anything or to decide what to make with it.

I wish I was bulletproof.

 

[DaNerd27]

Wish granted, but you are now extremely vulnerable to every other environmental hazard, and die horribly from oxygen exposure.

I wish people knew that I hold my username for a very specific reason. *coughiamaproudnerdcough*

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, they believe it's an entirely different reason to the real reason.

I wish I could be a famous writer.

 

[EternalDensity]

Wish granted but you're famous for writing books that inspired wars. (bosh'tet!)

I wish I hadn't torn my Chucks on the corner of the screen door.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. Instead, your screen door got torn on the corner of your Chucks.

I wish that Mass Effect 3 could have been better than it was (ugh the soundtrack and writing and everything was ick ew no).

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted, The Mass effect team rewrote all the code but now the game sells for 199$.

I wish i don't blow up when i want hugs

 

[EternalDensity]

You don't blow up when you want hugs. You melt instead.

I wish the robot apocalypse could be avoided.

 

[Creeper Be Creepin]

Granted, All of the robots on the earth and the universe blew up but they blow up in peoples houses and kills millions.

I wish i was blue instead of green, like no one is scared of blue ceepers more hugs yay.

 

[glasspelican]

Granted you are now permanently dyed blue, the players treat you no different except they can see you better
the other creepers no longer consider you one of them
you are now more lonely then before

I wish my job got my login sorted out

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, your ability to log out is affected by this. Your employers then trap you in the building to prevent you from leaving until you properly log out.

I wish I could be a famous YouTuber.

 

[EternalDensity]

We briefly interrupt this thread to present:

Now back to your regularly scheduled wish-corruption.

 

[glasspelican]

I wish I could be a famous YouTuber.

Granted. you are now the most famous youtuber ever,
however to reach this point you had to sell your soul to google.
You now exist solely on the internet, and the only way you can interact with "humans" is the youtube comments section

Your employers then trap you in the building to prevent you from leaving until you properly log out.

now that im stuck at work, I wish I could go home

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, your home recently burned to the ground while you were stuck trying to log out. You are now homeless.

I wish I could stop being so cruel in this thread.

 

[EternalDensity]

...the only way you can interact with "humans" is the youtube comments section

That's probably the cruelest thing yet

ApSciMorgs: you stop, because this thread is deleted.

I wish my gold mini portal turret (thanks, Think Geek!) was made of actual gold.