A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Exedra]

Granted, you sent it to them 10 minutes ago instead.

I wish this wish was more wishy.

 

[DaNerd27]

Granted, but your wish implodes from the wishiness overload, killing you, your loved ones, and your dog (provided you have one).

I wish Andrew Hussie would update Homestuck already.

 

[VikeStep]

Granted, but he reveals that that this is his last update ever

I wish that mo' creatures and optifine suddenly was given permission in all of the FTB packs

 

[EternalDensity]

Granted, then you are killed by werewolves.

I wish I knew who was phone.

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but everyone else withdraws there permission, so the modpack is made up of Mo creature and optifine.

I wish i could think of a wish.

 

[EternalDensity]

Sorry exedra, you got ninja'd.

 

[bobsonthecow]

Granted. Instead you sent a text to The Mafia insulting them.

I wish I was a butter ingot.
Bonus points for understanding the reference.

Edit:I replied too late FAIL! You can ignore my wish.

 

[Exedra]

Sorry exedra, you got ninja'd.

DAMN YOU ETERNAL! I prefered you when you werent a cyborg.

 

[EternalDensity]

DAMN YOU ETERNAL! I prefered you when you werent a cyborg.

So you wish I was the Joker (my previous avatar) instead? Because that wish doesn't need any corrupting

 

[Exedra]

No, you had a picture of your same avatar now, but it didnt have a cyborg eye.

 

[Davidobot]

Granted. Instead you sent a text to The Mafia insulting them.

I wish I was a butter ingot.
Bonus points for understanding the reference.

Edit:I replied too late FAIL! You can ignore my wish.

Granted, SkyDoesMinecraft eats you ALIVE!

I wish I had a gravity gun.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Granted. However, it only has the ability to pick up individual atoms.

I wish I had a portal gun!

 

[VikeStep]

Granted, However you used it once on a server and got banned

I wish that I could make a stable Mystcraft age that has what I want

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but mystcraft has a bug and corrupts your entire save.

I wish this wish wasnt corrupted.

 

[Davidobot]

Granted, but mystcraft has a bug and corrupts your entire save.

I wish this wish wasnt corrupted.

Granted, your face is now corrupt.

I wish I had a billion diamonds.

 

[ryanjh5521]

Granted, your face is now corrupt.

I wish I had a billion diamonds.

Wish granted. But it comes in the form of Diamond dust and you are out of coal for your furnace.

I wish I had a full Gravi Suit irl

 

[Davidobot]

Wish granted. But it comes in the form of Diamond dust and you are out of coal for your furnace.

I wish I had a full Gravi Suit irl

Wish Granted, but you while you were flying up you forgot how to toggle fly and you exit into space, eventually burning up in the sun.

I wish that scientists discovered a block-shaped planet.

 

[bobsonthecow]

Granted. On it is an alien race far more advanced than us and they kill all of us.

I wish I was a famous youtuber.

 

[EternalDensity]

No, you had a picture of your same avatar now, but it didnt have a cyborg eye.

Ah, I was thinking back too far.
Technically the cyborg eye was there all along

 

[Exedra]

Just check your profile. WHY MUST I GO ON FORUMS AND THINK BOYS ARE GIRLS. Anyway, on topic.

Wish granted, but you get so popular, fans come to your house and smash down your door, and there are so many you cant breathe.

I wish EternalDensity would tell me what his avatar is from.