A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted. But everyone calls you a swot and you have no friends.
I wish I would be doing homework right now instead of browsing
 
You homework so hard you sleep for a week.
I wish i had more than 1h 30 min to waste before going to a god damn math contest!
 
Granted. You did not specify a wish so you will never be able to wish anything again.
I wish for a cup of tea
 
Granted. You get a can of NO2...locked in a safe that you cannot crack the code for.

I wish for the dishes to clean themselves.
 
Granted. But they have a 50% chance of breaking every time they do this.
I wish I didn't need sleep
 
Granted. You sleep for 23 hours of every 24, therefore you never feel a need for sleep.

I wish for unbreakable dishes.
 
Granted. But they're uncleanable, and they can't clean themselves either
I wish I'm allowed to drive faster than 50 km/h in town (please come up with something more creative than just increasing the number)
 
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You're allowed to drive faster so you do. You can't control your car and crash it in someone's house.

I wish it was Spring.
 
Granted it is 1 year spring but for you it is winter
I wish for a wish so i can wish a wish to wish something like a wish
 
The wish creates infinite wishes, but you cannot use any of your wishes to wish for more wishes, because that is what they are already doing. :p

I wish my modem did not have an off button
 
Wish granted! It also does not have an on button, and inexplicably turns itself off after your wish.

I wish for the most delicious steak.
 
Granted, the steak is created, but you don't know that the steak is right next to you.
I wish i would get money for free.
 
Granted! The money is free! However, you have to pay its face value in order to be able to spend it.

I wish I had more storage space.
 
You are teleported to space with no means of return. Hey, there's plenty of space in space, right? :D

I wish for a copper ingot.
 
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