A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[SkeletonPunk]

Wish granted, it is now 10000 degrees Celsius

I wish for pie.

 

[playerismc]

Granted you get a pie with bomb flavour.
I wish my school would burn.

 

[SkeletonPunk]

Wish granted, but you are sent to jail for life for it.

 

[ljfa]

Granted. You get amnesia because you forgot to specify a wish.
I wish for 16 GB RAM for my PC.

 

[techno156]

You receive an original Macintosh... 8MHz of processing power at your tentacle-tips

I wish that there were more nicer shows on the television

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you can't watch them because you lost your TV.
I wish i don't have to writte Class Tests

 

[xTordX]

(How do you lose your TV??!)
You niw have to write text. Lots of it. With a feather and quill. :3

I wish for a double mac chicken

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you get some bread and two chickens who are alive.
I wish school would be more fun

 

[techno156]

It is, but you just waste obscene amounts of money on nothing each year.

I wish that the end of the holidays was a less apprehensive affair.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, the hole holidays are a apprehensive affair but not the end.
I wish threads couldn't die

 

[SynysterBear]

Granted but your cpu dies everytime you post in a thread


I wish we all had more time

 

[playerismc]

Granted, we have 1h more time to work.

I wish that I'm not bored to death

 

[SynysterBear]

Granted but you are actually dead.

I wish we all could jump on the moon

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but only in your imagination and in real you die.

I wish the portalgun from Portal would be real

 

[SynysterBear]

Granted, but only in your imagination and in real you die.

I wish the portalgun from Portal would be real

Granted but you could never find a white wall

I wish that the tv would actually show what I wanted to watch

 

[xTordX]

I wish for a loaf.

 

[ljfa]

Granted. The loaf's crust is so hard that you're unable to slice it.

I wish that glass of water please
Some magic spell to cure disease
A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
A fresh bouquet of roses
Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
A wig to keep me from the breeze ....

 

[xTordX]

You get my fluff since you wished a wig. It's not a wig but you think it is so it works.
I wish for a literal drink

 

[playerismc]

Granted but it your drink are just some letters which spell drink.
I wish for a good mark in math

 

[xTordX]

You get a C.
I wish i knew what Cryotheum makes in the chmical decomposer.