A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[playerismc]

Granted, but 1 sec after you know it, you get Amnesia.

I wish for something cool to happen

 

[techno156]

Wish granted, but it's the heat death of the universe...

I wish school didn't start again so soon

 

[playerismc]

Granted, it starts 1 sec later.

I wish for anything to happen, which doesn't kill me.

 

[xTordX]

You get horribly sick.
I wish for something really nice to happen to me in 5 minutes and will last for an hour.

 

[playerismc]

You'll get a kiss from a man, but you thougt it was a woman, and everyone is laughing at you.

I wish I had no school today

 

[xTordX]

You'll get a kiss from a man, but you thougt it was a woman, and everyone is laughing at you.

I wish I had no school today

THAT'S NOT A NICE THING!
You have double school tomorrow.

I wish i had infnite free internet forever starting in 2 minutes.

 

[playerismc]

THAT'S NOT A NICE THING!
You have double school tomorrow.

I wish i had infnite free internet forever starting in 2 minutes.

Well define nice ^^
Granted, but your free internet is slower then a snail

I wish for a gift

 

[techno156]

It's the gift of a recursive midas touch...

I wish my internet connection didn't lag so much today

 

[ljfa]

Granted, but you pay 100x more and have no flatrate

I wish I wasn't so bored right now

 

[xTordX]

You're now robbing a bank.
I wish i could get on PC

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you can't do anything there.
I wish i could do anything

 

[SynysterBear]

Granted but you are in coma

I wish for goodness

 

[techno156]

It's... Not what you think it is

I wish that the Hololens was released faster

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you don't know it.

I wish for a gigantic tree in my garden.

 

[xTordX]

You get a flippin sequoia so big it grows enough to rek yo house m8!

I wish for a little tree in my garden.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, it's little poisened bonsai tree.

I wish for more luck in Hearthstone

 

[ljfa]

Granted, but you lose eternally in all other games and become Bronze V

I wish my code would write itself

 

[playerismc]

Granted but it is full of bus which can't be fixed.

I wish I don't have to wait one week for one episode of fairy Tail

 

[xTordX]

(Not gonna corrupt it like "you now have to wait 10k years"!)
You only have to wait one day, BUT(T)! the episode turns out to be a leaked "death episode" which creeps you so much you never watch the series again.
(If you want me to tell you about the "death" episode kind just tell me)

I wish for cake.
@jordsta95

 

[ljfa]

Granted, but Jordan eats everything before you even get a chance.

I wish textures would draw themselves (it sucks working with black and purple checkered stuff all the time)