A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[null123]

Granted. However, your forum account goes back here.

I wish

 

[Eruantien]

Granted. You don't get nuthin'.

I wish I wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[Someone Else 37]

Your wish to wish to catch a juicy fish is granted, but the actual fish wish is not.

I wish that there was such a thing as an incorruptible wish.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted, my wishes are incorruptible

I wish for ultimate programming powers (this is incorruptible :3)

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You now have the ability to write any program you wish with no bugs at all... in Java. Any other language, and you're on your own.

I wish that I could think of something better to wish for in this thread.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you forget your wish instantly

I wish for the ability to clap someone trough the internet

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It usually backfires.

I wish that I wouldn't forget things instantly.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. You now forget things in .000000000001 seconds greater than the Planck time

I wish to be able to write perfect and idiomatic code in any programming language that will allow me to do anything (still incorruptible :3)

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you can do that only when you are dead

I wish for more free time and animes

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. You now die of to much Akame Ga Kill feels

I wish to come back from the dead through my programming powers and be the perfect being (incorruptible powers go!)

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You come back as a ghost, unable to interact with a keyboard.

I wish people would stop ninja'ing me all the time.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. Now you stop posting on the forums

I wish that people would stop posting in this thread (incorruptible...let's see how this plays out)

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you don't see any posts but people still post here

I wish for anything in the world

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. You get the void

I wish that the internet would stop working, but I could do anything I wanted with it (this one will be fun)

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You don't want to do anything with the internet.

I wish I could post before the people who constantly ninja me.

 

[playerismc]

Granted you ninja people but you are ninja'd
I wish for something to eat

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. You get shit to eat

I wish that this wish would be granted correctly with no twisting and a literal interpretation: I wish that I would become God right now

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but because you wished for a wish, it gets corrupted and nothing happens

I wish for something to do

 

[Strikingwolf]

Granted. You get to do the work I should be doing

I wish for my previous wishes to all be granted without corruption of any kind

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but because this wish will corrupt, nothing happens but you get a bagel.

I wish that the ww game starts and I get a wolf role