A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[xTordX]

You get a rock with a label on it: "Cheeseburger"

I wish for potato tomato potata tomata

 

[playerismc]

You'll get a piece of paper and on it stands, potato tomato potata tomata
I wish for an energy drink

 

[xTordX]

You get ... Caffeine addiction.
I wish i don't have to go anywhere tomorrow at nine.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, you'll to go anywehre 1 minute ago nine

I wish for having more free time

 

[xTordX]

You have so much free time it's boring.
I wish i could fly. (Come with something original)

 

[bluchuv00]

You turn into a fly and you keep your consciousness and awareness for your entire, extremely short fly life.
I wish to have already finished my research paper, editing and all.

 

[playerismc]

You finished it but you have to finish it again and it takes 3x longer then the first time.
I wish i could be a cat

 

[xTordX]

You become an egyptian bald cat which nopony likes.
I wish this little guy wasn't fixing my tv:

 

[playerismc]

Granted, a dog is fixing your TV
I wish i dont have to work for money

 

[xTordX]

You didn't have to before, so nothing changed.

I wish for a Spartan coin. What for? Guess.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but because i have no clue what a spartan coin is, you'll get a chocolat coin made of compost.

I wish for not having an allergy to cats.

 

[xTordX]

*waits for reaction*

 

[playerismc]

seriously? xD

 

[EVILD00R]

Granted, but because i have no clue what a spartan coin is, you'll get a chocolat coin made of compost.

I wish for not having an allergy to cats.

Granted, you are now allergic to everything. Except for cats.
I wish that I had a useless cup that is indestructible, does nothing and serves no purpose. And it is impossible to touch or get near.

 

[ljfa]

Granted. The cup is filled with coffee, you are addicted to coffee so you can't do anything but try and drink from the cup for the rest of your life.
I wish doors weren't evil.

 

[playerismc]

Granted you think doors aren't evil but they try to kill you while you don't look at them
I wish my sleep rhytm isn't broken

 

[ljfa]

Granted. But you're tired during the entire day anyway.
I wish my phone had a longer battery life

 

[EVILD00R]

Granted, it is now 1 second longer.
I wish I had a million dollars, legally, that no one knows about. Not even me.

 

[EVILD00R]

Granted. The cup is filled with coffee, you are addicted to coffee so you can't do anything but try and drink from the cup for the rest of your life.
I wish doors weren't evil.

Or I could just make some coffee.
Also, I don't drink Coffee.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, it is now 1 second longer.
I wish I had a million dollars, legally, that no one knows about. Not even me.

Granted but you have the feeling that somewhere could be something interesting and you get crazy because of it.
I wish school would not be boring for me