A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Riotkidd]

Wish granted but the video deleted itself 20 minute after it got post and you miss your chance to see it.
I wish 1.5 minecraft come out today.

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but it's so buggy, if you launch it crashes.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

 

[Yuka]

Granted you just wasted a wish.

I wish Minecraft didn't use Java.

 

[Exedra]

Wish granted, but the new program only runs on a graphics card that'll be released in 5 billion years.

I wish this wish wasn't granted.

 

[Yuka]

Granted, your wish is not granted and is just wasted again.

I wish Exedra would make an actual wish.

 

[lazaruz76]

Granted, Exedra's wish caused your whole family to contract Parkinson's disease.

I wish my laptop didn't lag while playing FTB.

 

[Cloud]

Wish granted, instead of lagging, it gets a bsod.

I wish I was better at redstone.

 

[Exedra]

Wish granted, you work at a coffee shop called redstone, and you are awesome at it. But it's only $1 a month.

I wish people didn't complain about my lack of decent wishes.

 

[lazaruz76]

Wish granted. Everyone on Earth dies of an unexplianed illness leaving you the sole survivor.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Riotkidd]

Wish granted but you still grow older so 100 million later your too old to do anything but you still can't die.
I wish there wasn't so much lava when I try to use my filler underground.

 

[ewsmith]

Wish granted, but there is no bedrock and all you have is gravel.

EDIT: I wish I could follow rules better... :/

 

[Soferir]

Wish granted, but now you can't disobey anyone who claims that what they say is a rule.

I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish... (This continues for a while)

 

[Exedra]

Wish granted, and the universe explodes.

I wish people wouldn't make paradoxes.

 

[Soferir]

Granted! But now people only talk in riddles.

I wish for "We all have it, we all wish we had more, and we never know how to use it"

 

[ewsmith]

Wish granted. You have more space. Unfortunately, your horde never stops growing.

I wish my nuclear reactor would stop blowing up and still produce power... :/

 

[Soferir]

Granted, but it only produces .000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Eu a day.

I wish for nothing.

 

[LazDude2012]

Granted, you are now in interstellar space.

I wish the Minecraft community was less divisive.

 

[Vegoraptor]

Granted, removed Minecraft and everything related from all biological and technological memories, except for yours, so there is nothing left to be divisive about.
I wish I could travel trough time like everyone else travels trough space.

 

[Soferir]

Granted! But you can only travel back in time to watch Dora the Explorer, unfortunately you cannot move, as you have traded your ability to move through normal space to watch the same episode of Dora over and over.

I wish that I could ride ghasts, and that they were unable to in anyway attempt to harm me or go against my commands.

 

[Exedra]

Wish granted, but your brain explodes.

I wish people wouldn't complain about the lack of use for lapis.