A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted, but then all wishes involve puppies, kittens and babies dying.

I wish I could think of a wish.
 
Granted, however, the wish will never come true no matter how hard you try, thus you have infinite insolvable desires.
I wish JB to be.... well, something bad happening to him.
 
Granted, but you can't pull your arm back out, leaving them to do... Unspeakable things with it.

I wish for a wish that is not a wish.
 
Granted, but everyone gets infected with untreatable hypothermia the next day.

I wish wishes were more wishy.
 
Granted, all wishes now contain 85% Genuine Artificial Imitation Wishiness and 15% Lead Paint.

I wish RedPower were open source.
 
Granted, eloraam leaves the modding community and leaves the mod open source.

I wish that Afa and LadyOolong would not be sick so we can go back to playing on Morvelaira's Feed the City server.
 
Granted, but the server goes down due to a freak earthquake.

EDIT: I wish I had remembered to make a wish, dammit!
 
Granted, the universe implodes because remembering to make a wish stops you from making the wish in the first place, therefore never remembering to make a wish, and so on.
I wish that more people would start playing my new forum game, the number pictures game.
 
Granted, but people only use a picture of a plain number and refuse to post any other kind of picture.

I wish for a genie that is not a genie.
 
Granted, but it only happens to your house, nowhere else.

I wish for .................................................................................................................................
 
Granted, all your computer shows is: ................................................................................................................................. yes I showed exactly how many periods you put up.
I wish that people would make harder to corrupt wishes.
 
Granted, but the wishes are beyond your ability to corrupt.

I wish for a "We all have it, we all wish we had more, and we never know how to use it. What am I?" that has CAKE
 
Granted, you get infinite space and infinite cake, which suffocates you.
I wish that people would make it harder to corrupt wishes, but I could still corrupt them.
 
Wish granted, but you spend so much time corrupting wishes that you can't do anything else.
I wish for an automatic food and drink dispenser so I never had to stop playing minecraft.
 
Wish granted, you may now corrupt my wish and make another one.

I wish that the sun turns in to a magically powered lightbulb.
 
Wish granted, the sun is now a light bulb, but someone forgets to pay the electricity bill and the sun gets switched off.

I wish my cat would stop scratching me and my possessions.
 
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