A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Exedra]

Granted, but then all wishes involve puppies, kittens and babies dying.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[Vegoraptor]

Granted, however, the wish will never come true no matter how hard you try, thus you have infinite insolvable desires.
I wish JB to be.... well, something bad happening to him.

 

[GreenWolf13]

Granted. Jack Black dies in a terrible car accident.

I wish that I could punch people through the internet.

 

[Soferir]

Granted, but you can't pull your arm back out, leaving them to do... Unspeakable things with it.

I wish for a wish that is not a wish.

 

[LazDude2012]

Granted, your wish becomes a genie.

I wish for cancer to be cured in a way that doesn't kill anyone.

 

[Exedra]

Granted, but everyone gets infected with untreatable hypothermia the next day.

I wish wishes were more wishy.

 

[LazDude2012]

Granted, all wishes now contain 85% Genuine Artificial Imitation Wishiness and 15% Lead Paint.

I wish RedPower were open source.

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, eloraam leaves the modding community and leaves the mod open source.

I wish that Afa and LadyOolong would not be sick so we can go back to playing on Morvelaira's Feed the City server.

 

[LazDude2012]

Granted, but the server goes down due to a freak earthquake.

EDIT: I wish I had remembered to make a wish, dammit!

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, the universe implodes because remembering to make a wish stops you from making the wish in the first place, therefore never remembering to make a wish, and so on.
I wish that more people would start playing my new forum game, the number pictures game.

 

[Soferir]

Granted, but people only use a picture of a plain number and refuse to post any other kind of picture.

I wish for a genie that is not a genie.

 

[LazDude2012]

Granted, but her name is Jeannie.

I wish for a nuclear apocalypse.

 

[Soferir]

Granted, but it only happens to your house, nowhere else.

I wish for .................................................................................................................................

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, all your computer shows is: ................................................................................................................................. yes I showed exactly how many periods you put up.
I wish that people would make harder to corrupt wishes.

 

[Soferir]

Granted, but the wishes are beyond your ability to corrupt.

I wish for a "We all have it, we all wish we had more, and we never know how to use it. What am I?" that has CAKE

 

[whizzball1]

Granted, you get infinite space and infinite cake, which suffocates you.
I wish that people would make it harder to corrupt wishes, but I could still corrupt them.

 

[ewsmith]

Wish granted, but you spend so much time corrupting wishes that you can't do anything else.
I wish for an automatic food and drink dispenser so I never had to stop playing minecraft.

 

[Soferir]

Granted, but the food is rotting and the drink is fresh from the sewers.

I wish for MOAR wishes.

 

[Jinbobo]

Wish granted, you may now corrupt my wish and make another one.

I wish that the sun turns in to a magically powered lightbulb.

 

[Belone]

Wish granted, the sun is now a light bulb, but someone forgets to pay the electricity bill and the sun gets switched off.

I wish my cat would stop scratching me and my possessions.