A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Daemonblue]

Granted, but due to the confusion giant wishes fall from the sky and one lands on top of your head....ow.

I wish my avatar was real!

 

[Cloud]

Granted, but it kills you and takes your identity

I wish for a perfect political system.

 

[Daemonblue]

Granted, there is now no life in the universe. And oddly enough, she probably would considering her situation.

I wish for omniscience and omnipotence.

 

[ZeSapper]

Granted! You have many worshipers! All of which are from the Westboro Baptist Church!

I wish I had an Iced Capp

 

[QueWhat]

Wish granted, here you go:

You now will spend 6 hours in the bathroom since you just discovered you are lactose intolerant.

I wish I was as cool as Spanish cat.

 

[Poppycocks]

Wish granted you're now as cool as spanish cat, because you indeed became spanish cat.

I wish my infernal torment lasted for ever.

 

[Daemonblue]

Granted, you are now tied to a chair with songs from Barney playing loudly with no way to tune it out. Also, there is a cat barfing rainbows onto your chest.

I wish the ultimate pack would hurry up and come out so I can play it : /

 

[CTMiner]

Wish granted, but it is buggy and somehow deletes your System32/OS files.

I wish Etho would join the forums actively

 

[Riotkidd]

Wish granted but he goes on forum so much he stop uploading video.
I wish I was on the mindcrack server.

 

[Cloud]

Granted but you get banned a second later.
I wish I had photographic memory.

 

[Riotkidd]

Granted but your dad is a mad scientist so he dissect your brain and try to figure out how does some people have photographic memory or not.
I wish I can make infinite any wish about anything I want and that there is no bad side effect ( from my point of view) and I can also make wish after I'm dead.

 

[Daemonblue]

Granted, now you shall never wake up from your little dream world and your real body decays from disuse and malnutrition.

I wish we had better healthcare in the US : /

 

[Belone]

Granted, the US returns to being a British Colony, along with access to the NHS (National Health Service), you also get many of the benefits enjoyed by your ancestors in the 18th Century, such as massive taxes and levys to our monarch.

I wish it would stop raining, as it seems to have been constantly raining for over a week now.

 

[CTMiner]

Wish granted, but the sudden drop in temperature turns everything to ice.

I wish I could concentrate on my homework right now.

 

[Cloud]

Wish granted, but you used too much energy to concentrate that you die.

I wish that people will stop whining about the terrain in minecraft forums.

 

[CTMiner]

Wish granted, they all start whining about lack of use for lapis instead.

I wish I didn't have any homework over vacation.

 

[T3amTact1cal]

Wish granted. Everyone stop's complaining about terrain in minecraft forums. But now they whine about everything in minecraft on the forums and in the game. Causing everyone to go into rage mode, causing 90% of the population to die

I wish I was the perfect person in the world, and I was so perfect nothing could happen to me other than to live like a normal human(which also is aging)

 

[OmegaPython]

Wish granted! The only problem is that you are 90 years old and you just died.

I wish that they released all the Hobbit movies at once.

 

[Riotkidd]

Wish granted but the rest of it suck so horribly that you gorge your own eyes out trying to forget it.
I wish I can find a loophole for anything including this game.

 

[OmegaPython]

Wish granted, but before you actually use it, you get banned from the forum for finding a loophole.
I wish that all the wars in the world stopped and there was never a war again.