A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Dark Of The Moon]

Wish Granted! Unfortunately, it requires slightly more brainpower to control than you have, and you become a vegetable.

I wish that I could control the weather.

 

[buggirlexpres]

Granted. You are able to change it to exactly the weather condition you do 't want

I wish I was famous


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[Dark Of The Moon]

Granted. You run the largest child sex slave business in the world.

I wish that the world wasn't stupid.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted. The world is smart and nothing is different. You become bored.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Dark Of The Moon]

Granted. A genie incinerates you for wasting a wish.

I wish for the ability of creation.

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted. You can now create destruction.

I don't wish for anything.

 

[expertgamersHD]

Granted, but wishing for nothing means anything you want you will never get

I wish for Mac to have a better operating system and have exe support

 

[Randomguy404]

Granted. Mac now is better at being worse. In addition to this, Mac has support for exes not working.

I wish for something good.

 

[herobrinejr59]

Granted, but it went bad 1 second later.

I wish for blood

 

[ApSciLiara]

No need to grant this one - it was inside you all along!

I wish people would get that joke.

 

[herobrinejr59]

No need to grant this one - it was inside you all along!

I wish people would get that joke.

Granted but all the people in the world died after and now nobody gets that joke.

I wish for nothing.

 

[pc_assassin]

Granted but all the people in the world died after and now nobody gets that joke.

I wish for nothing.

Granted! The next time you go to sleep you dream of an endless void that you are stuck above on a platform made of plant life. When the plants all dry up you will fall forever. The best part of it all..... YOU NEVER WAKE UP!


I wish I had a nice computer

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[dwappo]

Granted, you get a Mac.

I wish, minecraft was real.

 

[Mevansuto]

No need. It already is.

I wish that the next Metroid game had a good multiplayer story mode.

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

Granted. It's Day 1 DLC.

I wish Mojang would put out 1.8 already.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but... Vanilla already sucks, it is incorruptible!
Wait...
OF COURSE!
Granted, but it does not have any files and deletes your launcher/mojang account.


I wish for MOBA games to be fun

 

[Strikingwolf]

MOBA games become so fun they suck you in and you become insane thinking you are actually in the game.

I wish that the universe could be rid of us

 

[GreekAnalyzer]

Granted. The universe ends, thus it is rid of us.
I wish things would do stuff cooler.

 

[Strikingwolf]

Your wish is granted. However since everything is cooler we have nothing to compare cool to thus everything is mediocre.

I wish that we knew the unified theory of everything

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but we are a virus that dies in anything warm or cool

I wish for puppies