A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Strikingwolf]

Your wish is granted, but your "puppies" are actually an infinite mound of "hushpuppies" making you to fat to move

My wish is that this thread is destroyed

 

[Qazplm601]

wish granted, but the moderators immediately bring it back.

i wish i was an over-achiever

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you are hijacked and turned into a spambot which gets banned
I wish that you could read this text

 

[Qazplm601]

wish granted, but then the forums go down.

i wish that mojang releases 1.8 tonight, and forge and all the mods update to it tommorow, everyone gets 10000 FPS and there are no bugs.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but we are assimilated into the borg and no longer have any meaning of "fun"

I wish for brentalfloss the comic to come back.

 

[joshie]

Your wish is my command. The comic has now come back from the dead with it's own living conscious and it is preparing for paper cut mass murder of the world.

I wish I owned a penguin.

 

[Qazplm601]

granted. you "own" a penguin by slapping it. its flock soon eats your face.

i wish i was god.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

granted. you "own" a penguin by slapping it. its flock soon eats your face.

i wish i was god.

Granted but god is kill because hitler killed old god and became true god. So you are hitler.

I wish to corrupt a wish.

 

[eliandarkbrood]

Granted, your wish corrupted someone's wish for 1million dollars by him getting inheritance from his beloved father passing. He knows you corrupted his wish and is using the million to put a bounty on your head. Hope you like being hunted

Hmm... lets see... i wish for a golden egg.

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[Qazplm601]

Granted! It weighs 100000 kilograms and crushes you when it appears above your head.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

 

[RJS]

I refuse to corrupt your wish, in doing so corrupting it, and causing a space-time paradox that only resolves itself when the Earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass (several times).

I wish that I had telekinetic powers.

 

[eliandarkbrood]

I refuse to corrupt your wish, in doing so corrupting it, and causing a space-time paradox that only resolves itself when the Earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass (several times).

I wish that I had telekinetic powers.

Granted. First time you use it, its too much for you and your head explodes.

I wish... to be smart...

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[Mevansuto]

Wish granted. Now you're having difficulty tolerating the stupidity of your old friends and in an effort to make them smarter you try and switch brains with them, but you're no brain surgeon and you both die.

I wish for an Iguna.

 

[TehHaloTree]

I grant your wish, but your Iguana grows a long sharp horn and goes on a murderous rampage...

My wish: to make the ultimate MC mod.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but your codebase becomes corrupted and your house burns down originating from annoverheating PC while your trial on backups expires and all backups are lost.

I wish for

 

[eliandarkbrood]

Granted, but
and
.

I wish for you to play a game.

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[ThatOneSlowking]

Granted, but you die a horrible painful death in a meat grinder heated by lava and you are cut up by several razor sharp diamond tipped golden blades.


I wish to live.

 

[buggirlexpres]

Granted. In your quest for eternal life, you end up having to cryogenically freeze yourself in order to stay alive long enough for scientists invent a machine that grants eternal life. They do, but by that time everyone has forgotten about you and left the planet you are frozen on.

I wish that Elofoot didn't cause drama


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[Qazplm601]

granted, but then elofoot makes a great mod and everyone ignores it.

i wish to play technic SSP

 

[buggirlexpres]

Granted, but by doing so you are turned into an outcast on these forums and not allowed to come back.

I wish that Minetweaker supported adding mob drops


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