A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[lenscas]

you get so much reasons that your head explode.

I wish for greatness to all things

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. All things other than Phyrexia, that is.

I wish for luck with the RNG.

 

[lenscas]

rng is with you. rngesus on the other hand....

I wish that I didn't had to repeat so many wishes as I am not able to think about new ones

 

[techno156]

You don't. Because you can no longer think.

I wish I was better at coding with VB6

 

[bluchuv00]

You are. But then vb7 comes out and its radically changed for the better.

I wish to be able to, with a good amnt of control and precision, make my index finger stretch 10ft beyond where it naturally is.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You can't unstretch it.

I wish for less derp.

 

[lenscas]

the world becomes boring and everyone dies because of it.
Remember kids derp saves life's

I wish that @Majix560 used this tread instead of making a new one

 

[sgbros1]

Grante-- oh too late he already made one.

I wish for more derp

 

[lenscas]

everyone dies because of too much derp
remember kids: derp=death

I wish for even more contradictions

 

[sgbros1]

Okay. Yeah no. What?

I wish for thread necromancy

 

[lenscas]

you get stuck in living cheese

I wish that you get the joke

 

[Majix560]

Granted, but sgbros immediately forgets his understanding and no longer gets it.
I wish I hadn't of made that corrupt a wish thread.

 

[lenscas]

you did and as a result never found about this thread

I wish I could get the open source drivers to work

 

[Majix560]

granted, but they were for the wrong device and so you can't use them anyway.
I wish I had something I wanted to wish for in this game

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but it had to be censored because you had a bad wish

I wish for good marks for everyone

 

[Majix560]

granted, but they were good bite marks from zombies.
Now everyone is a zombie.
I wish everyone was cured of zombie.

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. I cure them by killing them. What, you can't be infected if you're dead?

I wish to be less evil.

 

[Majix560]

granted, but it's only by 1 times 10 to the negative 44'th power percent.
Or if you prefer, one planck time of a percent.
I wish for people to understand what planck time is.

 

[TheEpic5]

You figure out what it means, but in turn it becomes invalid.

Terraria for mac. and linux

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. It might run OK in Wine...

I wish my Mac would open .exe files in Wine instead of saying "You can't open windows executables because they don't work."