A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

[Someone Else 37]

Granted.

I wish you'd read this and this. Maybe this, too. After pulling Urza back to sanity, Xantcha and Ratepe sacrificed themselves to help Urza defeat Gix. After that, Urza founded the Academy, built Karn as a tool to help with his time travel experiments (with Barrin's help), and in the process used Xantcha's heartstone (the only thing left of her) to give Karn sentience.

 

[lenscas]

granted(all though not yet) but I will use this knowledge for even more phyrexia.

I wish that you would go from my hiding spot so that I can take a good look at this triangle of you.

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. I walk away, in search of a lava bucket.

I wish this wasn't all going on well after I should be asleep.

 

[lenscas]

Granted it now goes on while you are asleep.

I wish you didn't need to sleep.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted - at least physiologically speaking. Psychologically, however, the lack of sleep causes you to go insane.

I wish people wouldn't keep breaking the 40 mph speed limit outside our house.

 

[lenscas]

granted the limit is now raised to 100mph and people break that instead

I wish for funzies to all

 

[techno156]

Funzies turn out to be a variant of flesh-eating bacteria.

I wish that my HDD was faster

 

[lenscas]

granted its now so fast that it explodes

I wish fun for everyone

 

[sgbros1]

Granted. Said fun includes robots, and someone did not read Asimov's Laws.

I wish for foxes

 

[lenscas]

you get dead foxes

I wish that I didn't had to hide so much to day in the good vs evil thread

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. Your kleptomania did not lead you to try to steal my triangle, so none of that happened.

I wish that my brain would make up its mind on what to wish for.

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but you don't have a Brain.

I wish for a relaxed school day

 

[Someone Else 37]

Granted. You get two exams with a two-hour break in between.
Wait, no that's me. Derp.

I wish I'd remembered to study for my Racquetball exam.

 

[lenscas]

granted you remembered it and studied so hard that your brain explodes.

I wish that I didn't kill that goblin yesterday in the good vs evil thread. I kind of regret changing to a moephyrexian right now .

 

[Gamefury64]

Granted, the now alive goblin murders you.

I wish I could buy a better RAM for my computer

 

[lenscas]

you can but you would also need a new motherboard with you don't have the money for

I wish that it was weekend and that my moemon was ready.(before you corrupt by saying the moemon looks bad it can't be worse then this)

 

[Funky Ghost]

Granted. Your moemon IS ready AND it's worse. It now has a very visibly runny nose and it's mucous is exactly like that of an Aliens blood.

You're welcome.

I wish I could find that confounded bridge.

 

[GamerwithnoGame]

Granted. Unfortunately, as the bridge has been confounded, it is closed permanently. (not sure if that makes sense but I'm going with it)

I wish I had only put 3 sugars in my tea instead of 4...

 

[playerismc]

Granted, but the sugar is as effective as 4

I wish I don't have to wait that long for my exam mark

 

[Funky Ghost]

Granted, you wont have to wait that long you will have to wait this long - but the wait will be worth it, you did stellar.

I wish I could save time in a bottle.