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Your penis. WhY Am i GlITcHiNg oUt?

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As long as you want, sugar-tits. ;) When will I see you again?

DISCLAIMER: if you are religiously sensitive, don't play here. There's gonna be violence, death and a crapload of sinning. You have been warned. EDIT2: FOR NOW, I AM ONLY ACCEPTING ANGELS! IF YOU WANT TO BE A HELLSPAWN, THEN TOUGH LUCK! The universe is in turmoil. A war is happening. But it is...

Because we have burned you. Why is my meat so lean?

I was! No h8 plz u dont no mah hustle! Why does the world begin? And extra bonus: why won't I let this damn world thing go?

Yes, yes you would. When does the world end?

No, the pay is too low. Girl, you remind me of... Something. But I don't know what it is... But how about you help me remember... By having sex with me? Yeah...

Because maths hates you. Would you like fries with that?

Because you ARE Nightwing. Give me ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD MAKE A BAND AND CALL IT 'WHEN DOES THE WORLD BEGIN'!

Pollutes the earth. DUH. If cars pollute the earth and air, what pollutes the fire and water?

Cats. It's always bloody cats. If a cat can has cheezburger, what can an okapi has?

Things that aren't the mine turtle.

COS WE'RE THE F*CKING ANIMALS *insert overrated Martin Garrix song here* What f*cking animals are we, though?

About NINJA'D o'clock.

When you stop coming up with emo rock band names like 'When Does The World Begin?' Oy vey, is Mothra gay?

He'd be shouting 'OY VEY, MOTHRA'S GAY!' What if Godzilla was Muslim?

Hey, slowking! I've just been to japan and the shoe shop's been destroyed - oh, you're doing your homework? Sorry. If Godzilla is Godzilla, is his son Jesuszilla?

That depends on where Godzilla buys his shoes. Where does Godzilla buy his shoes?