Search results

Teachers that try oh so hard to relate to their students but fail on a spectacular level. (Where I live we have this thing called Book Week, where you have to read a book after registration until you go to lessons, and our teachers tried to get the students to take a selfie while reading, and...

Asmodeus drifted towards a locked door. At a touch of his hand, it slowly swung open. He went inside, being careful to close the door behind him. He was met straight away with multiple loud growls. "There, there, your time will come. You want some meat?" Another growl. Asmodeus went outside...

No, that's THE Devil you're thinking of, but he's the nearest thing the Satanic Council has to a leader.

?

Asmodeus groaned, and his eyes fluttered open. Mammon and Leviathan were there, looking just above me, where Satan was throttling Beelzebub. "You do that again, Mouthy. YOU DO THAT AGAIN! COME ON, THROW ANOTHER PUNCH! SEE HOW FUCKING FAR THAT GETS YOU!" Satan always called Beelzebub 'Mouthy' on...

No no, he had my permission. Oh, and OOC: NO ONE BUT HIMSELF KNOWS ASMODEUS' TRUE GENDER WHEN IN CHARACTER. Plus, unless played by a real person, every Prince of Hell is an NPC.

"Oh," Asmodeus said, not even looking back "sorry. I thought you might have taken my blindfold and gag." He could tell that Leviathan was looking at him weirdly, so he added, "we all have our dirty little secrets. Some of us just hide them better than others." Asmodeus started to drift off when...

You seemed pretty good with Eyri.

Yeah...

When in doubt, NPCs.

WOO I'LL START THE IC BECAUSE I'M IMPATIENT! IC: Asmodeus floated just above his assigned pedestal in the meeting room. The room was large, with ornate red bloodrock bricks making the walls and a big metal round table in the middle surrounded by pedestals. He was early; there was no one else...

Yup. By the way, you're all accepted.

Because FUCK YOU GODZILLA WAS AWESOME! Why is why?

Simple. You should. Was Godzilla the best movie I've EVER SEEN, HANDS DOWN? (Hint: the answer is yes.)

I wish I could change the title. I have a feeling 'A Religion Roleplay' might be a bit of a turn-off.

Butter that equates to a rare, valuable metal that has a shiny yellowish tinge to it.

A BIRD, YA IDYUT. I've been a turtle, a mutant, a necromancer, a steampunk power-copier and Beelzebub himself. Why am I still wearing a crucifix?

WELL IT ISN'T! ;) Yellow mages.

A) for some reason, Shockwave's links had merged but still worked, so I told him to fix it so there are two separate links. B) 'What will you bring to the war' means 'how are you going to help your side?' or 'What unique things can you do that will give your side the upper hand?'. hope that helps!

BECAUSE REASONS. Do you know the muffin man?