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No, they join in until the rabbits are suffocated. Trees hate rabbits and hares to the point of lagocide (rabbit/hare genocide), little known fact. If a tree farts in the woods, do the turtles giggle?

Am I a turtle? Are you a turtle?

Something. Am I a turtle?

Magic. Why am I on here when I need to wash ?

Because our parents were feeling a bit aroused one night and decided to do a special kiss and we popped out. What is the wingspan of a lesser spotted angel?

Because you don't know any better. Why are Foster the People so awesomely weird?

A stupid one. What happens to us if God gets bored and makes the universe do a backflip?

Because he does not compute. I still can't cat. Why?

KALASHNIKOVINATE Dinosaurs.

WHATTHECRAPAMIDOINGWITHMYLIFEINATE ALCOHOL!!!

By using your magical powers to hack twitch. How do I cat?

NERDINATE Kanye West

It is the average wind speed of an unladen African swallow. How the hell am I supposed to know that? Holy Grail gave me nothing on swallows, just a truckload of comedy gold! What am I supposed to do with that? How do I kill a mockingbird? The book didn't tell me anything!

OHMYGODMY'E'KEYISSTUCKANDIT'SREALLYGODDAMNANNOYINGINATE Roleplays.

Damn. Dat vague story. Name: Carrie 'Volvo' Octing-Gradtson (most people just call her Volvo, due to her stealing a Volvo when she was fifteen.) Age: 17 Gender: Female Powers: Extreme IQ, healing, extreme sexiness (just a side note). Emergency aid: Her trusty flintlock pistol (yes, I have...

NTF?

Was he the owner? I thought he would be to the institution what the gamemakers are to the Hunger Games, but whatever.

Thanks for the sympathy, and I just loved the writing, the concept, the way you created personalities and qualities for each magical colour, and generally the epic, exciting execution. Forgive me if I sound like a total suck-up, but I think I got a little bit more awesome reading it. You should...

Good for you. You don't have to be on the face-to face receiving end of it.

If I piss him off just a little bit, I'm gonna have to deal with it at school, so imma try and stay on his good side.