A Forum Game To Pass The Time! (Corrupt A Wish)

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Granted, you are killed by a ninja.

I wish that Legend of Korra were coming out sooner.

I guess I also got killed by a ninja.
 
Ok. You forgot to make a wish. You die :D

Nobody will even try to corrupt my previous wishes? The one attempt at it is a miserable failure
 
You wish you could get anything you want IRL. Granted, however, you must bleed the object's weight in your own blood to get it.

You wish to die. Granted. One day you will die, but only after you find something for which you desire to live.

I wish that these corruptions satisfy Julian Zhou's desires to have his wishes corrupted.
 
Granted but he pretends not to be satisfied and keeps pestering you to do better.

I wish I was less confused by this page of the thread.
 
Granted but it's burned to a crisp because you forget to take it out in time.

I wish for awesome friends.
(edit re: ferg's next post: LOL you just made all you guys awesome. Or were you already awesome?)
 
Granted they give everyone except themselves F's
also I like hotwheels cars so :P

I wish for a new kayak
 
Granted, a Hot Wheels kayak appears before you. With wheels.

I wish we could have animated avatars.

(re: nextpost: wow that's a keenly terribly corruption, well done mathjazz!)
 
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Granted, but they can only be from Avatar. No, not the show, the movie.

I wish that FTB was updated for 1.6. (I am not complaining Slowpoke, please do not ban me.)
 
Granted, but the mods are extremely buggy and work terribly, so much so that it deletes your hard drive when you try to play it :D

I wish that I could get a non-laggy and decent laptop, and decent internet.
 
Granted - however, you feel guilty and shoot yourself.

I wish planes were faster and more comfortable.
 
Granted! But they only fly between LA and Sydney and you have weird dreams of waiting for a train...

I wish bionic upgrades were available, safe, and affordable. [edit] and legal.
 
You get bionic upgrades but they're completely useless. The only thing they do is provide a little more magnetism, allowing you to uselessly cling to metal objects.

Also, in terms of technology, we're not too far from bionic implants, or even completely bionic limbs.


I fish I could get a fully bionic body, right this instant.