Who would win in a fight?

[GPuzzle]

"Wait, did you say it with a T or... Okay, it's with a T"
Uhm... tie.
Also, I'm talking about these guys:

Yeah, it's pretty funny IMO.

Counter-Strike 1.6 vs Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

 

[Jess887cp]

CS 1.6. So many good times.

Pens vs pencils.

 

[ApSciLiara]

Pens. Pens forever.

Oracle vs. NZ Emirates.

 

[dgdas9]

Pencils cos it's a pen + cil, even though I don't really knwo what a "cil" is. (Yeah, bad joke, deal with it)

People vs Machines

 

[Jess887cp]

People. Machines don't reproduce!

Ears vs noses.

 

[Shakie666]

Noses. Without them you can't smell OR taste.

Skyrim vs Dark Souls.

 

[Jess887cp]

That's a toughie. I havn't played dark souls, and skyrim was wonderful, but I'd have to say Dark Souls.

Gmail vs Hotmail.

 

[SonOfABirch]

Yahoo mail

radiator vs air conditioning

 

[the_j485]

Air conditioning.

I'm never cold, I'm always too hot. Fuck you, metabolism.

 

[dgdas9]

Air conditioning.

I'm never cold, I'm always too hot. Fuck you, metabolism.

What about a new battle?

 

[Jess887cp]

Metabolism vs the_j485?

 

[dgdas9]

metabolism. You can't fight it thoguh.

The unfightable vs the non existing

 

[the_j485]

Can I just say, a high metabolism is sometimes useful, when it's cold.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

The unfightable

JadedCat or Direwolf20

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Direwolf.

Larry vs. bob

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Bob

Slowking vs. Slowpoke

 

[Bellaabzug21]

slowpoke

jesus vs. me

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

You
Arceus vs arceus

 

[Bellaabzug21]

Obviously it's the one with the capitalized name. Duh.

Shrek vs. lyfe.

 

[ThatOneSlowking]

Shrek. He is love. He is life.

Hitler vs. God