Who would win in a fight?

"Wait, did you say it with a T or... Okay, it's with a T"
Uhm... tie.
Also, I'm talking about these guys:

Yeah, it's pretty funny IMO.

Counter-Strike 1.6 vs Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

 

CS 1.6. So many good times.

Pens vs pencils.

 

Pens. Pens forever.

Oracle vs. NZ Emirates.

 

Pencils cos it's a pen + cil, even though I don't really knwo what a "cil" is. (Yeah, bad joke, deal with it)

People vs Machines

 

People. Machines don't reproduce!

Ears vs noses.

 

Noses. Without them you can't smell OR taste.

Skyrim vs Dark Souls.

 

That's a toughie. I havn't played dark souls, and skyrim was wonderful, but I'd have to say Dark Souls.

Gmail vs Hotmail.

 

Yahoo mail

radiator vs air conditioning

 

Air conditioning.

I'm never cold, I'm always too hot. Fuck you, metabolism.

 

What about a new battle?

 

Metabolism vs the_j485?

 

metabolism. You can't fight it thoguh.

The unfightable vs the non existing

 

Can I just say, a high metabolism is sometimes useful, when it's cold.

 

The unfightable

JadedCat or Direwolf20

 

Direwolf.

Larry vs. bob

 

Bob

Slowking vs. Slowpoke

 

slowpoke

jesus vs. me

 

You
Arceus vs arceus

 

Obviously it's the one with the capitalized name. Duh.

Shrek vs. lyfe.

 

Shrek. He is love. He is life.

Hitler vs. God