Werewolf: Heaven and Hell

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FANTASTIC NEWS everyone. I have a new bullshit story that COMPLETELY exonerates me in every possible way!

Ok so the deal is that I'm the Jester ok, and Jesters start with a lock pick. And I was using that lock pick to steal items from, you know, that guy a bunch of pages back, I forget his flipping name.

And by COMPLETE COINCIDENCE, the wolves, of which I'm clearly not one, right?...Well they happened to drop by the same night and tear the poor dipshit to shreds. HAHAH what a coicidence.

But that's why poor GideonSeymour happened to "see" me in his room.

Can't get any more innocent than that.

And chewing on kill-joy's dug up corpse was done purely for jesting effect, cuz, you know, funny?
 
I think I'll hold on a moment before voting. Pyure is almost definitely the jester. Nobody else has good enough evidence in my opinion.
 
*giggle*

Seven sisters saw a sign
three were puzzled line by line
three could fake it, sipping wine.
Only one could read it fine

Seven sisters, of three minds
Waiting for a word divine
Not one thinking "look behind
See who's painted the design"
 
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Hmmmm. Why would somebody go to all those lengths to get killed if he wasn't the jester. Makes me wonder. Although i do believe his story about having a lockpick. (Joking) I do think that he is innocent.
 
SkeletonPunk said:
and whos to say you didnt change it for this occasion?
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Would you take that on a fifty-fifty chance of killing an innocent and screwing yourself's based on @the_j485's numbers
the_j485 said:
...Skele, if the wolves had majority, then it wouldn't matter. They could win the lynch every time and kill all us goodies, at least two per night, essentially winning the game in two nights.

No, what I'm thinking is more that we're either 6 villagers to 4 wolves, fewer wolves, or 50:50. My personal belief is that it's more like 6:4.

Also, @Strikingwolf @chbachman and @Exedra haven't really done much. WAKEY WAKEY!
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Ok, I am done with this. Carbon Based Ghost has the Unstable crystal and supposedly tricked the wolves into believing he was on thier side and tried to attacked me. he made a bullshit agreement that said he would reveal the a wolf to me every night, I really dont trust him and I can see why now. I am assuming you were planning on me keeping this secret till death as a way to keep me quite. Though the one thing he did say was he tried to convince the wolves to vote for me. on this night. Do what you will with that info.

BTW the reason I know it was Carbon Based is the one who attacked me is because goreae told me in my player convo.
 
SkeletonPunk said:
Ok, I am done with this. Carbon Based Ghost has the Unstable crystal and supposedly tricked the wolves into believing he was on thier side and tried to attacked me. he made a bullshit agreement that said he would reveal the a wolf to me every night, I really dont trust him and I can see why now. I am assuming you were planning on me keeping this secret till death as a way to keep me quite. Though the one thing he did say was he tried to convince the wolves to vote for me. on this night. Do what you will with that info.

BTW the reason I know it was Carbon Based is the one who attacked me is because goreae told me in my player convo.
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hey, we cannot make wild accusations like that!
 
SkeletonPunk said:
you are either a wolf or a villager with the unstable crystal, you decide.
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Que the Jepoardy Music!!!![DOUBLEPOST=1409347936][/DOUBLEPOST]What would be a ...[DOUBLEPOST=1409347983][/DOUBLEPOST]Undercover Jester-Survivor acting as a potato-television![DOUBLEPOST=1409348013][/DOUBLEPOST]@SkeletonPunk does that suffice?[DOUBLEPOST=1409348161][/DOUBLEPOST]
Pyure said:
*giggle*

Seven sisters saw a sign
three were puzzled line by line
three could fake it, sipping wine.
Only one could read it fine

Seven sisters, of three minds
Waiting for a word divine
Not one thinking "look behind
See who's painted the design"
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Also nice Poem! Where did you get this?
 
CarbonBasedGhost said:
Que the Jepoardy Music!!!![DOUBLEPOST=1409347936][/DOUBLEPOST]What would be a ...[DOUBLEPOST=1409347983][/DOUBLEPOST]Undercover Jester-Survivor acting as a potato-television![DOUBLEPOST=1409348013][/DOUBLEPOST]@SkeletonPunk does that suffice?[DOUBLEPOST=1409348161][/DOUBLEPOST]
Also nice Poem! Where did you get this?
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Why thank you!

I was feeling creative on my ride back to the homestead.

It is, like, "prophetic" and stuff.
 
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