FANTASTIC NEWS everyone. I have a new bullshit story that COMPLETELY exonerates me in every possible way!
Ok so the deal is that I'm the Jester ok, and Jesters start with a lock pick. And I was using that lock pick to steal items from, you know, that guy a bunch of pages back, I forget his flipping name.
And by COMPLETE COINCIDENCE, the wolves, of which I'm clearly not one, right?...Well they happened to drop by the same night and tear the poor dipshit to shreds. HAHAH what a coicidence.
But that's why poor GideonSeymour happened to "see" me in his room.
Can't get any more innocent than that.
And chewing on kill-joy's dug up corpse was done purely for jesting effect, cuz, you know, funny?