Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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The Truly Terrible Jokes/Puns Thread
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Someone Else 37
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There once was a woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.
skunkdonkey
New Member
Whats brown and muddy?
Mud
Mud
There was some fat lady blocking the entrance to the Italian restaurant.
I couldn't get pasta
Celestialphoenix
Too Much Free Time
It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart.
One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
Funky Ghost
New Member
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stomp out burning ducks.
A: To stomp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stomp out burning ducks.
Funky Ghost
New Member
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Funky Ghost
New Member
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a hamster.
A: Half a hamster.
Funky Ghost
New Member
Q: What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
A: Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
Funky Ghost
New Member
Guy walks into a doctor's office with a hotdog in one ear, carrot in the other, french fry in one nostril and string bean in the other. He says, "Doctor, doctor, please tell me what's wrong with me!!" Doctor says, that's easy! You're not eating properly.
Jason McRay
New Member
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.